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Lawak #1:

sape Aku Manusia,utk yg lain ada teka teki

(6 comments)

WEH,NI AKU TUJU KN KT AKU MANUSIA,WEH AKU MANUSIA,KO BUDAK BARU KT LJ NI,PEHAL KO TAU AKU DUDUK ASRAMA,KO KENAL AKU KE?????KE ADA BUDAK LAMA KT LJ NI YG MENYAMAR JADIK AKU MANUSIA,baik ko cakap CEPATTTTTT!!!!!!!(aik,ayat ni macam ayat warden aku je,silap tulis,sori)

ayat kt atas utk Aku Manusia,kalo korang tau sape dia boleh bagitau aku

ni utk korang yg lain lak:

Tutup pintu,tutup lampu,bukak kain,main.......Apa tu


Lawak #2:

kung fu panda...

(45 comments)

nie larr PO skrang slepas mng ngan TAI LUNG....

nie plak TAI LUNG slepas kalah ngan PO...

nie plak TIGRESS kena tgkp n djadikan seluar dlm....

slepas kung fu panda habis MANTIS jd ahli muzik...

VIPER plak kena tgkp sbb mkn budak name max..

MONKEY plak meneruskan latihan utk mjd monyet yg tkuat...

CRANE plak menereuskan cita2 nyer mjd seekor penari.....


Lawak #3:

HIAP! KO JGN MAEN2..,

(78 comments)

KO JGN MAEN2 AKU SLH SORG BINTANG KUNG FU PANDA.


Lawak #4:

kuat kentut..,

(11 comments)

 

nothing 2 say..,

wutta..power gler kentut ko..,

 

 

 

 

 

 

wat malu jew pompuan ni..,

 

 

owh..,sory!

 

 


Lawak #5:

gambar ayah pin

(26 comments)

ayah pin pegi bulan nk ajar ajaran sesat kt alien 

rupanya orang kafir zaman dulu ikut ajaran ayah pin

ha,potret keluarga ayah pin


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