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by: ct
Word Count: 80
Date: Thu, 10 Sep 2009 Time: 1:38 AM
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Dialog 1

Seorang guru bertanya kepada anak muridnye.

Guru:Jika ayah kamu mendapat RM80 seminggu dan memberi emak kamu separuh,berapakah yang ayah kamu dapat?

Murid:PERANG!!


Dialog 2

Cikgu:''Cikgu minta kamu ceritakan tentang mak masing2''

Murid A : Emak saye seorang yang penyanyang tapi kuat berleter.

Murid B:(dgn bersungguh-sungguh) Emak saye pulak sungguh cantik tapi sampai sekarang belom berkahwin.
(^-^)


Dialog 3

Cikgu: Baiklah murid-murid...hari ini kita akan belajar ABC
Murid C: Saye tak suka ABC la cikgu, cincau ada tak? Share this lawak:

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  • Thu, 10 Sep 2009 at 2:01 AM, by ubikentang87
    laicikang ade x cikgu??? (saye bukan budak darjah 1)

  • Thu, 10 Sep 2009 at 2:22 AM, by Sh4h
    Dialog 2 lwak gler.. Hahahahha.. Bdo nyer bdk tu,.

  • Thu, 10 Sep 2009 at 5:29 AM, by Lo! Cl@n
    alif ba ta ade ke cikgu?

  • Thu, 10 Sep 2009 at 9:40 AM, by poker face
    kompom bila dah dewasa nanti, budak tu kalau tak jadi lawyer, jadi loyar buruk..

  • Thu, 10 Sep 2009 at 11:19 AM, by AlfaJuliet
    haha..bley la.. nmbo 2 tu lwk gilerr..

  • Thu, 10 Sep 2009 at 3:20 PM, by justboycuz
    ct!! ke ko budak tu..???

  • Thu, 10 Sep 2009 at 4:12 PM, by kuntum
    aku sokong poker face..hehehe

  • Fri, 11 Sep 2009 at 4:01 PM, by gigi_biru
    mak ct janda la....tu sal x kawin lg.think +

  • Sat, 12 Sep 2009 at 1:20 AM, by wakkk
    bagi alamat nya...bio aku yg pinang.aku datang raya ke3. boleh..?

  • Sat, 12 Sep 2009 at 9:28 AM, by justboycuz
    bleh...bleh blah...

  • Fri, 18 Sep 2009 at 8:58 AM, by Bunai
    Dialog #1 i tk phm

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