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by: poker face
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Date: Tue, 13 Oct 2009 Time: 11:19 AM
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Seorang YB telah melawat sebuah kawasan di pedalaman... Kawasan itu sememangnya masih mundur dan merupakan salah satu kawasan yg sangat daif di Malaysia...YB sangat sedih melihat keadaan kampung dan penduduknya yang begitu menyedihkan... Oleh itu, beliau berniat untuk mendermakan sebuah kereta perodua utk mereka sbg kenderaan utk berulang alik ke hospital, sekolah dan mana-mana destinasi la... YB pun bertanya kpd penduduk,"Korang nak ape? Rusa ataupun Kancil?"....

Wakil penduduk menjawab,"Kami tak kisah... babi pun kami nak...."

YB:@#@#$#@#???

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  • Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 2:02 PM, by DaK_SLgR_KL
    PF coming soon.. kalau manager dia chinese haha!! gurau jek :P

  • Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 2:28 PM, by bodarkcute
    aq tak paam per yg ko mrepek dakslgrkl..har har..

  • Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 2:35 PM, by poker face
    sbnrnya,dia ckp smbil tidur tu... mengigau...

  • Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 2:39 PM, by kuntum
    hahaha...

  • Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 2:42 PM, by bodarkcute
    oowwhh..bru wa taw...har har

  • Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 2:44 PM, by justboycuz
    perodua babi mungkin keluaran akn datang....

  • Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 4:36 PM, by blackwidow_23
    tenok, cipan, tapir, babun tkde ke?

  • Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 4:37 PM, by blackwidow_23
    tenok, cipan, tapir, babun tkde ke?

  • Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 6:05 PM, by gigi_biru
    Aaaaa....mls nak kata ape2.. pokerface ba... boleh eh... ntahapepaentah

  • Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 6:05 PM, by gigi_biru
    sori salah. pokerface kata ba...boleh eh..

  • Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 6:18 PM, by xxyy
    leeh...kau x puas hati ker bluetooth?? ok la..kau sebut lah..tp dlm hati je

  • Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 6:50 PM, by justboycuz
    klau nk sebut,sebut larr..... aku tak kesah... tp jgn tulis sudah...

  • Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 7:59 PM, by bentayan
    assalammualaikum. saya dtg ni nak cari pasal ada sesapa yang berhajat????????

  • Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 8:08 PM, by bodarkcute
    waalaikumsalam...maapkn kmi wahai bentayan, kehdirnmu tidak bermkne utk crik pasal...klu nk crik pasal sngt, ko gi kat tempat wrestling n gerenti ade kwn akn terime ko n den bengkak seluroh badan...har har!!

  • Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 8:13 PM, by bentayan
    hi gigi biru,aq rinduuuuuu la kat kau.

  • Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 8:17 PM, by gigi_biru
    diulang semula... dpt wa bygkan rupa paras monyet dari bentayan... pakai baju butang kacing sampai atas,sluar atas pusat,kasut kotor.. pastu kaki kudis2,telinga capang,bibir tebal gila,rambut skema,suka korek bontot pastu cium... selalu dibuli oleh budak2 sekolah(ntah sekolah ntah tidak). kepala selalu ditunjal oleh rakan2 sebaya...kakakaka.. tu pasal tunjuk perasaan kat LJ ... jgn marah eh monyet terbiar dr bentayan.

  • Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 8:24 PM, by bentayan
    klaka.....kakaka,ko baru lepas isap gam ke?ha mat gian gigi biru,sbb tu otak kau bebal,badan kurus kering,perut je boncit,nak pau org x dpt,untk beli gam pas tu pegi kandang babi hidu taik dia,sampai mengembang idung sebijik cam babi......kakakakakaka

  • Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 8:33 PM, by gigi_biru
    hehehe...bersusah payah monyet dari bentayan nak kutuk wa kena minta pertolongan wonderpet ni,ke wonderpants? wonderpants,wonderpants kami dtg. membantu monyet yg dlm kesusahan, kami takut, dan kami lari, sebab monyet tersebut, ada selesema babi.... yeah...wonderpants...yeah!!!!

  • Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 8:37 PM, by bentayan
    hahahaha lalok nyanyi.........kakakakak,sejibik cam babi sundal tunggal.

  • Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 8:38 PM, by hasif
    Hahahahahahhaaha... Klaka... Terhibur

  • Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 8:43 PM, by bodarkcute
    korunk emunk bgoih klu mengutok erh?

  • Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 8:43 PM, by gigi_biru
    hehehe...org kutuk dia pun boleh hahaha lg..dasar monyet... buat2 gelak konon... sakithati kata je la skthati... xpyh nak berlakon...berlagak cari publisiti.. apelah... hehehehe

  • Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 8:45 PM, by gigi_biru
    hasif yg serius pun terhibur.. kakakaka gila lalu hasif

  • Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 8:45 PM, by FrEeDom ProMiseR
    Haha.. Gudj0b br0 pf! Cite psl ni mmg dsukai oleh c mul0t lazer

  • Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 8:46 PM, by bentayan
    hihihihi geli bulu idung aq arrrr....ngan budak ingus sekor ni......

  • Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 8:52 PM, by gigi_biru
    eh,ada lagi monyet ni...

  • Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 8:56 PM, by bentayan
    ada.....nape?malam ni nak lg ke ?kalau nak minum kacip fatimah tau....supaya x berterabur.kakakakakakak

  • Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 9:02 PM, by gigi_biru
    tgk la tu... da melalut2...ketandusan idea... ish...ada sape2 cikgu kat cni?tolong ajar monyet terbiar ni ckit.. tp jg2 tau...monyet ni ada selesema ba... ntahapeapentah

  • Tue, 13 Oct 2009 at 9:04 PM, by bentayan
    sape yang sanggup kita kan sehati sejiwa,,meh tepuk ckit ponggong tuh....awwww jabu lg la......

  • Wed, 14 Oct 2009 at 8:32 AM, by poker face
    woi..korang jadikan ruangan artikel aku utk gaduh ye??? Tak hormat langsung... tapi sebenarnya aku suka korang gaduh kikiki...ya, gaduh lagi..ni, aku bagi korang seorg satu pedang samurai... Bergaduhlah smpai KO... jgn susah, aku sponser kain kapan..

  • Thu, 15 Oct 2009 at 1:10 AM, by gigi_biru
    monyet dari bentayan tu mula dulu pf(mcm mengadu kat cikgu.hehe.) marah die,marah die.

  • Thu, 15 Oct 2009 at 11:06 AM, by poker face
    ko pun sama bluetooth... (sambil menghantukkan kepala bluetooth ngan bentayan sehingga hancur berkecai....)

  • Fri, 16 Oct 2009 at 6:14 PM, by raSiOnalEmosiONal
    weh gigi biru kuno...ko ckp org cm 2..ntah2 ko y ad sume 2..telnga capg,bbr tbl n lain2. daaaaaaaaaaaa

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