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by: SePaN KoNiNG
Word Count: 127
Date: Tue, 26 Jan 2010 Time: 3:06 PM
25 comments

Alkisah dua sahabat bertemu di sebuah pejabat.

A: Hai sahabat, pe kabar?
B: Baik je. Cantik kerani ko...
A: Ko terpikat? Tapi percaya atau tidak, dia tu robot!
B: Ye ker..?
A: Iyeeee... . Aku beritahu ko cara dia bekerja. klau ko memeras dada sebelah kirimya, dier akan membaca. Klau ko memeras dada sebelah kanannya, dier akan menaip. Dan bukan itu saja, bahkan dier bleh main cinta...
B: Betul ker?
A: Tak caya plak... pegi la cuba...

Tanpa membuang masa, si B ni pun pegi la bawak kerani ni ke bilik rahsia untuk diuji.. Tiba-tiba, si B ni menjerit... " Tolooong……..!"

A: Ah Sial! Aku lupa memberitahunya kalau ‘bahgian belakang’nya itu adalah peraut pensel!

 

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dont be gelojoh man... kekekeke....

salam perkenalan!


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  • Tue, 26 Jan 2010 at 4:35 PM, by gagak hitam
    hahahahahaha aku pon newbie

  • Tue, 26 Jan 2010 at 4:54 PM, by gagak hitam
    sebab tu islam melarang masuk ikut laluan belakang sebab banyak risikonya

  • Tue, 26 Jan 2010 at 5:13 PM, by XxX.
    maksud ko masuk ikot depan lah hehehe

  • Tue, 26 Jan 2010 at 5:23 PM, by gagak hitam
    eeeyak lorong belakang tempat keluar taik lorr

  • Tue, 26 Jan 2010 at 5:30 PM, by coco jumbo
    wakakakaka.....

  • Tue, 26 Jan 2010 at 6:04 PM, by gigi_biru
    abis yg tale pki mulut pe cite lak?

  • Tue, 26 Jan 2010 at 6:16 PM, by Batu The Rock
    hahaha... tak pasal2 je dh kena raut... tajam tu...

  • Wed, 27 Jan 2010 at 11:28 AM, by SePaN KoNiNG
    waah... komen yg baik, tima kasih kengkawan...

  • Wed, 27 Jan 2010 at 12:36 PM, by Batu The Rock
    waah... lawak yg baik, sama sama SePaN KoNiNG... cam bagus je budak sepan nih...

  • Wed, 27 Jan 2010 at 2:02 PM, by idadania
    hahahahha....padan muke lelaki gatal!!

  • Thu, 28 Jan 2010 at 5:14 PM, by SePaN KoNiNG
    per arr batu... x cukup bagus ker aku ni... x per... ni kan ruangan komen... komen jgn x komen...

  • Fri, 29 Jan 2010 at 3:08 PM, by haikagi
    haha lawak

  • Sat, 6 Feb 2010 at 10:47 PM, by sakai
    hamboih..blakng busuk..depan hancing..adoii..

  • Sat, 13 Feb 2010 at 4:36 PM, by Dik Wan
    LAWAK PUN TAK BEST.

  • Thu, 4 Mar 2010 at 2:38 PM, by oresanjou
    ntah..

  • Fri, 5 Mar 2010 at 9:31 AM, by abg mat
    wakakaka(gelak x iklas)

  • Fri, 19 Mar 2010 at 12:33 PM, by N@kLaWak
    padam muka...ni la boya darat...

  • Sat, 17 Apr 2010 at 1:45 PM, by momoKiy
    EEEEEEEEE...laki miang...

  • Mon, 16 Aug 2010 at 11:30 AM, by cekodok
    xpaham pulak aku..

  • Sun, 29 Aug 2010 at 12:29 PM, by ciklipas
    cekodok basi

  • Fri, 3 Sep 2010 at 6:47 PM, by adhi jahat
    kantoi sila. . . ape yg basi ??? nick ko yg basi sial . . .lipas jubo ko. . .komen jer pndi. . .hakhakhak. . .p men jubo ko g. . .

  • Sat, 26 Feb 2011 at 3:28 PM, by emma
    Amik ko... elok pun leleki yg gatal sume kena peraut pensel.. Hahahaha...

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