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by: bongek_108
Word Count: 261
Date: Tue, 5 Jul 2011 Time: 10:42 PM
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Rajab bru kenaL dgn awek ni kt Facebook..Rajab ni kartunis,die dah abis story la kt awek ni die ni sape & ape yg die guna dlm lukisan die..Nina name nye,jd dorg pon set time la nk kua date..dlm kepaLe gentLemen,ape Lg? ONS La..One Night STand..hahaha~ so..they meet..

 

Nina : u.. thanx for the dinner,i kenyang sgt2..so..wht's the next pLan tonight?

Rajab : hrmm.. jom La hang Out at my home..i stay bujang..kite 'notty-notty' sket mlm ni..hehehe~ 

Nina : eee.. gatal,dont go too far k? jgn notty Lebey2.. (Nina ni ikut gak si Rajab ni blk umah)

 

Sampai je umah,si Rajab ni baek punye ayat,punye ushar..dpt la bwk si Nina ni ke bilik..and the game start..dari notty2..trus heavy2..

 

Nina : u..nape tutup lampu,gelap la..i x nmpk ape2..

Rajab : x pe la..x stim la terang2 ni..u dont worry..i pakai CONDOM gLow in the Dark..haha~

Nina : ooo..yeke? notty la u ni..eh u x pakai lagi ke CONDOM u 2..ape yg i pegang ni?

Rajab : ooo..ni marker..hehe..x sabar ek? jap2 i pakai..

Nina : huhu~ nsib baek bukan..kecik nye kalau besar marker..haha~

(tibe2)

Nina : eh,comel nye..mne u dpt pensel GLOW iN THE DARK ni? ni mesti u wat artwork u pakai ni kan?

Rajab : waaaaa..huaaa..wawawa.. ni konek i La u..jgn La HINA i..

Nina : WTF?

 

Nina trus pakai smue lengkap pakaian die & bLah..

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Pape je la..up 2 ur guys~ :P


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