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by: Phiser
Word Count: 140
Date: Sun, 13 Jun 2010 Time: 1:15 PM
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Seorang jejaka yang tak berapa hensome ingin mengayat aweknya supaya dia dapat tidor dengannya.

 

Jejaka : Awak, saya ada satu teka teki....

 

Awek : Apa dia?

 

Jejaka : Apa benda, tiada kanan atau kiri, tiada atas tiada bawah, tiada tengah tiada tepi, tiada awal tiada akhir ?

 

Awek : Ish, tak tau lah, I give up.

 

Jejaka : Itulah cinta saya pada awak....

 

Awek : Betul ke.... he he he. (merah gak lah pipi dia)

 

Jejaka : Awak, sudi tak awak teman saya di rumah malam ni?

 

Awek : Boleh, tapi awak kena jawap teka teki saya dulu.

 

Jejaka : Ok

 

Awek : Apa benda, bila dipegang sedap, tapi bila dirasa tak sedap?

 

Jejaka : Emm, tak tau lah.

 

Awek : Itulah tapak tangan saya (lalu awek tu melempang jejaka tak hensome itu dan terus blah)

 

 

 

 

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  • Sun, 13 Jun 2010 at 1:28 PM, by Heiji
    hahhaa.. good job.. hamek kau gatai sgt..

  • Sun, 13 Jun 2010 at 3:02 PM, by AlfaJuliet
    hahahhahahhaha

  • Sun, 13 Jun 2010 at 7:57 PM, by Melly
    hahahaaha~ guuuud~ phiser, len kli, jgn ckp cam2, kn kena plmpg dh! wakakaakakaa~

  • Mon, 14 Jun 2010 at 10:16 AM, by xy
    pdam mka.... hahahah...

  • Mon, 14 Jun 2010 at 11:46 AM, by MyStErY_gUrLz
    x stuju ah

  • Mon, 14 Jun 2010 at 12:21 PM, by momoKiy
    hakhakhak....klakaklaka

  • Mon, 14 Jun 2010 at 2:20 PM, by LittleEye
    xy nie sape? xxyy pnye adik ek..

  • Mon, 14 Jun 2010 at 6:53 PM, by taufiq
    wahhaahaha x lawak pown ahaha!!

  • Mon, 14 Jun 2010 at 7:32 PM, by blacx papper
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  • Mon, 14 Jun 2010 at 11:22 PM, by kwn
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....XLAWAK

  • Tue, 15 Jun 2010 at 8:48 AM, by farah permas
    hahhahahhaha..klaka la jgk.

  • Tue, 15 Jun 2010 at 2:23 PM, by xxyy
    bukan la LE...tu bukan adik sy

  • Wed, 16 Jun 2010 at 10:08 AM, by Batu The Rock
    LE tu pon bukan adik sy...

  • Fri, 18 Jun 2010 at 8:50 AM, by nurfaiza
    hai apa khabar sy nurfaiza.

  • Sat, 19 Jun 2010 at 4:50 PM, by sakura girlz
    hai..

  • Sat, 19 Jun 2010 at 9:42 PM, by Misaki Ayuzawa
    hahahaha.. lawk2...

  • Sun, 20 Jun 2010 at 4:33 PM, by nurfaiza
    kau dari mana.saya dari sabah.

  • Mon, 28 Jun 2010 at 11:36 PM, by contxaz
    nice

  • Wed, 7 Jul 2010 at 9:40 PM, by bananacikio
    kahkah!mcm gampang ah ayat die!

  • Sat, 10 Jul 2010 at 9:07 AM, by farah permas
    lagi cam gampang kalau dah souind xklaka pastu ketawe..sial babi sume ade.

  • Sat, 10 Jul 2010 at 9:07 AM, by farah permas
    souind plak..sound!!haha

  • Sun, 18 Jul 2010 at 12:02 AM, by the naga
    budohnyer farah... eja pn slh..

  • Tue, 20 Jul 2010 at 6:25 PM, by Gaban78
    Askum. .Aku pun nk join korg merapu la...

  • Mon, 26 Jul 2010 at 8:23 AM, by rinie
    respect r pem[uan mcm nie..bru bermaruah....

  • Fri, 30 Jul 2010 at 10:17 PM, by Chikaro
    haha.bodo betol

  • Tue, 3 Aug 2010 at 12:36 AM, by Mencarilawaksedih
    aku yg laki tu....owner ni pon bengap...aku hensem la

  • Tue, 3 Aug 2010 at 5:22 PM, by gaban3503
    heheheh cayok...ayat krg power tu...

  • Mon, 16 Aug 2010 at 11:25 AM, by conan edugawa
    glerrrrrrrrrrrr lawakkkkkkkk

  • Sat, 21 Aug 2010 at 11:36 AM, by emma
    bagus...padan muka jantan tu tau nak sedap jer....kan dah kena lempang..

  • Sun, 29 Aug 2010 at 8:56 PM, by aliputra
    wakakakaka..........

  • Wed, 8 Sep 2010 at 5:12 AM, by atan
    hwa33333333333333

  • Fri, 10 Sep 2010 at 5:03 PM, by whassup man
    kwuang2..

  • Mon, 13 Sep 2010 at 1:57 AM, by riena_tomato
    hahaha~

  • Fri, 17 Sep 2010 at 9:49 PM, by linaus
    bgus2...pdan muke laki tu...

  • Fri, 17 Sep 2010 at 11:10 PM, by FreeDom
    huhuhu.......

  • Sun, 19 Dec 2010 at 5:17 PM, by glock27
    hahaha

  • Sun, 6 Feb 2011 at 5:00 PM, by konohagakure
    wargggghhhh...padan muke die

  • Wed, 16 Feb 2011 at 3:00 PM, by gadisku9008
    hahaha kesian.

  • Wed, 16 Feb 2011 at 3:00 PM, by gadisku9008
    hahaha kesian.

  • Sat, 19 Feb 2011 at 3:25 PM, by anakjatimalaysia
    bnde pe yg dpgang sdp, dikulum sedap, di jolok pown sdp..

  • Wed, 26 Jun 2013 at 11:01 PM, by puteri_ayam
    mengong...

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