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331: What The Fish
One day, Ahmad and Ramli decided to go fishing in the sea. They needed a boat, but did not have one so they decided to rent a fishing boat. When they went out to sea, they tried one spot first, but ha

332: lol!!!
If Singaporeans eat maggi mee and Indonesians eat indomee, then what do Malaysians eat?Sodomee   (Contributed by pitbull)Where is a Malay's favourite shopping spot?Matro   (Contrib

333: Kenapa Saya Benci Indonesia
Kenapa saya benci indon?aaaa...aaaa.....kenapa saya benci indon?sebab...... 1)indon bila susah selalu mintak tolong malaysia,pastu dia bakar pulak bendera kite..(ibarat melepaskan anjing tersepit) 2)d

334: fuck org indon(peringatan utk members LJ)
     Baru2 ni wa ade dpt panggilan yg tak dikenali..dia brthu kononnya dia pegawai/kakitgn/org kuat petronas(tp ckp sleng indon..babi pya indon)pastu die ckp lah yg wa dpt lucky dr

335: Pintu Ajaib
pade 1 ary,adela la dua orang mamat ni tengah bebual..sorang Abu dan lagi sorang Ali.. Abu: Tadi mase aku kat opis tadi..aku jumpe la satu pintu..aku pun tolak pintu tu namun tidak tebukak... Ali: Ken

336: entah...
         pada 1 hari,aku yang berseri-seri,didalam hati yang iri,sambil menari-nari,lalu aku terloncat macam biri-biri,         da

337: 1 ayt je jwpnnye
nape ubi jadi kayu? nape pencuri kne tangkap? nape pompuan ngandung?     1 ayt je jwp dia..

338: MAMAK GILA
Satu ari, abg aku ngan kwn dia gi kedai mamak. kwn dia ckp kt mamak tu, “mamak, kari ni rasa semacam je. kari smlm ke?”mamak tu pun reply, “u kalu mau kari hari ni, u dtg esok la.&

339: berbalas pantun nyakat(utk bpklu ngan poker face)
PAGI-PAGI MENUAI PADI, UTK MENYAMBUT MAULIDUR RASUL, SEUMUR HIDUP POKER FACE X PERNAH MANDI, ITU PASAL LAH KEMALUAN BELIAU BYK BISUL. 2,3 BABI BERLARI, MANA NAK SAMA BABI WARNA UNGU, B

340: selawat
ESOK JGN LUPA SELAWAT BYK2 KEATAS JUNJUNGAN NABI KITA NABI MUHAMMAD S.A.W.... KPD SAMSENG2 DAN TAIK MINYAK KAT LJ NI INGAT LAGI KE SELAWAT TU.....


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