buah - buahan dan karnivor(kanibal la apai)

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by: apai
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Date: Sat, 12 Dec 2009 Time: 12:18 PM
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ade 3 org kawan,msk hutan.....ntah mcm mane,diorg t'sesat...

jln punye jln...terjumpe diorg dgn 1 puak karnivor(org mkn org punye;dgn tagline kfc,"sdp hnga m'jilat jari")

ketua puak nie kate,klau diorg nk kuar dr kwsn 2,diorg kn buat 1 tugasan dulu sebelum diorg dpt kuar dr hutan nie..

"aku nk korg msk hutan nie,cr 10 biji buah dr jenis yg sama",kate ketua puak tersebut...

masuk lah ketiga2 sahabat nie ke dlm hutan...

A dtg ke tmpt puak 2,smbl bwk buah nenas...lalu,ketua 2 ckp,"ko msk kn buah 2 melalui lubg bontot ko...klau ko kluar kn suare,ko akn kene pancung"..

nak x nak,buat lah si A dgn arahan ketua puak 2...msk buah pertama,ok lg,tp pedih nye,A je lah yg tau..msk buah ke-2,trus A m'jerit...PANCUNG.....

B pulak dtg,bwk buah ciku..dgn arahan yg sama,B pn melalui proses yg sama,cm kurg sakit sket,kot lah...smpi buah ke-8...PANCUNG....

roh A jmp roh B..

B: "knp ko gelak ms buah ke-8 td?"

A: "mcm mane aku x t'gelak,aku nmpk C bwk buah DURIAN"

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Sat, 12 Dec 2009 at 12:29 PM, by gigi_biru
wa pun org biasa,tp dah baca lawak ni dlm mastika@LJ sdri.lu tgu je la samseng LJ yg lain komen

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 at 12:36 PM, by gigi_biru
lu dak baru eh.? jg2 ckit sini ada budak ijazah...mcm ci...sikit

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 at 12:42 PM, by Max
dlm majalah ujang dh penah kuar la,tapi x pe la,aku x komen teruk2 sebab ko newbie kn

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 at 12:47 PM, by daniel.firdaus
lawok lucah ni btul - btul ke pnh jd

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 at 12:51 PM, by FrEeDom ProMiseR
Kanibal la apai..dan ni bkn lwk lucah..em..pep0n,da blambak

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 at 12:57 PM, by raSiOnalEmosiONal
hehe..sewel

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 at 1:02 PM, by gigi_biru
FP nak berkawan dgn lu boleh x.hahaha.(menyirap je FP)

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 at 1:07 PM, by daniel.firdaus
kawan je kee

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 at 2:18 PM, by FrEeDom ProMiseR
Er.. Kwn jela.. Aq xnk bmusuh ngn spe2

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 at 2:22 PM, by idadania
lawak basi.........................dah ado 2 dalam lj ni...masuk yang ni ke3

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 at 6:38 PM, by xxyy
lawak ni dah byk! tp yg 'karnivor' tu....ekekekke lucu tol..

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 at 7:01 PM, by xxyy
freedom, kau ke admin??

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 at 9:03 PM, by FrEeDom ProMiseR
Haha.. Rahsie la xxyy.. Aq pn member bese je..

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 at 9:51 PM, by gigi_biru
tu pasal wa nak berkwn dgn dia dol... jgn riak sgt fp..... agak2 laa...mesti ada perasaan ujub pya dlm hati lu wlupun skit

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 at 9:52 PM, by gigi_biru
fp kasi email lu blh.brg sini putus la..

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 at 10:40 AM, by xxyy
ekekekek...gb..gb..

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 at 9:08 AM, by apai
sankyu bos..aku pn mmg br lagi dlm arena nie...ape2 komen korg,aku trima jer..no heart feeling..hidup mst mau ceria...njoy life

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