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by: InsanBiasa
Word Count: 375
Date: Mon, 15 Feb 2010 Time: 8:51 PM
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Hai,aku lagi IB. Artikel aku kali ni kisah benar yang berlaku kat skolah aku. Sekarang aku form4,kejadian tu berlaku masa aku form 2 ke 3 ntah. Ada kontroversi kat skolah tu pasal 2 orang india(laki dgn laki). Dia diBAYAR oleh kawan dia kerana mengHISAP kote kawan dia. Sumpah aku cakap nih. Aku dgr mula2 gelak ar jugak. Biasa ar india kan. I don't blame them i blame Vishnu. Aku igt banyak sgt ar dia bayar padahal RM2.00 je. Aku dgr yg tu tros aku gelak dekat sejam lebih gak aku gelak. ha,GB aku tau ko nak gelak. gelak je. Korang bayangkan "Dey,lu isap aku punya kote aku kasi sama lu 2 hengget." Bodoh giler keling. What a bunch of worthless,good for nothing,shit eating faggots. Kalo aku jadi mak bapak diorang dah lama aku bunh diri je. Pasal punjab aku taktau ar aku tak baca pun komen dia tu. He thinks he's the only one here who can speak english. that motherfucking basatard. I swear to God if ever see him.......eh,sori terlebih. 1 lagi,dulu aku pernah duduk kat Taman Sri Kampar kat Kampar(perak). Start situ la aku mula prejudis skit terhadap keling atau org beragama hindu yang sembah binatang. Time raya(tak kira raya apa pun) diorang ar yg lebih2 main mercun. Baling kat DALAM rumah orang pulak. Aku baru main mercun pop pop pun dah warning,pukimak nyer keling. Tapi aku mula sedar skit. Bukan pasal bangsa,itu hanya sikap manusia tu sendiri. Aku bukan racist pun. Aku benci semua orang sama rata. Aku sayang semua orang pun sama rata(IF they deserve it). Devil070 dgn PunBabi dia tu buat aku rasa nak jadi racist balik pulak. ish! Takpe la,korang jgn terasa pulak dgn komen dia tu. Dia dok sembah lembu,gajah apa dia dpt? Bayangkan gajah tu ada 6 tangan,berapa banyak konek nak dipegang tuh? huh,memang GAY btol. Korang kalau jumpa baby kat hutan jgn bagi dia anut hindu pulak nanti jadi gay mcm budak yg kat tandas aku citer td tuh. K ar,tu je nak ckp. Aku akan terus terus tulis artikel pasal india kat sini kat sini. Lets give a big love to ourselves and a very big FUCK YOU again to Devil070.

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Sape komen memang aku saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyaaaaangggggg sgt. mmmpphhh. Kecuali Devil070. Komen la banyak mana pun


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  • Mon, 15 Feb 2010 at 9:12 PM, by TuT
    keling mmg bodoh....sebodoh bodoh insan biasa bodoh lagi keling.....{takde niat nak mengutok}

  • Mon, 15 Feb 2010 at 9:33 PM, by lelouch12
    keling..huh!just want to punch them!!!!!!

  • Mon, 15 Feb 2010 at 10:22 PM, by gigi_biru
    wa baru lps goleng2 ketawa...tahu2 da sejam rupanya wa ketawa...pundik tul

  • Mon, 15 Feb 2010 at 10:22 PM, by gigi_biru
    betul ke umo lu 16 IB?

  • Mon, 15 Feb 2010 at 10:31 PM, by InsanBiasa
    Btol ar.

  • Mon, 15 Feb 2010 at 10:48 PM, by InsanBiasa
    kuang ajo tut. kata aku bodoh

  • Mon, 15 Feb 2010 at 10:51 PM, by tokbomoh
    ha...ko skola ne?dlu skola aku un de cmtu...cm same je rm2

  • Mon, 15 Feb 2010 at 11:04 PM, by gigi_biru
    waa...umo 16 pandai wat karangan... nti abis sekolah masuk bidang politik tau... wa undi lu...

  • Mon, 15 Feb 2010 at 11:05 PM, by gigi_biru
    ke ade org backup lu kat blkg tu?

  • Mon, 15 Feb 2010 at 11:09 PM, by InsanBiasa
    aku skolah ipoh area gunung rapat. tapi kes isap kote tu masa aku skolah penang

  • Mon, 15 Feb 2010 at 11:13 PM, by tokbomoh
    yup hang penang skola mana??? aku pun penang

  • Mon, 15 Feb 2010 at 11:22 PM, by InsanBiasa
    SMK Permai Indah kat bukit minyak. nanti cari ar

  • Mon, 15 Feb 2010 at 11:23 PM, by gigi_biru
    lu ni ade talent jd dictator ni... klu hitler bunuh 7 juta yahudi...lu nak bunuh bpe ekor lak?

  • Mon, 15 Feb 2010 at 11:49 PM, by kakibiru
    cm ner ko ly lulus PMR?? krngn x mngikut format nyew.... ckgu nerr ngajor mu.. bdo 2l...

  • Tue, 16 Feb 2010 at 2:05 AM, by devil070
    its more like a self made story.that's the most you can do.why dnt u crack ur unfunctional brain of urs and think why malays are still in pot hole.check this website and then laugh abt it.http://drhalimahali.wordpress.com/2008/10/24/kisah-benar-kehebatan-melayu-dalam-aspek-5b-2/ .and kakibiru,u claim we cant pass pmr.most of chines and indians end up in science stream while u people end up in arts stream.who has the higher passing rate?and check this wonderful site,http://wandering-troubadour.blogspot.com/2009/06/orang-melayu-orang-pelarian.html seems i'm the only one have the better command of english and yea,u have hundreds of members and none of them dare enough to come and brawl with me.and what the fuck making ridiculus fairy tale.u people have a lot of catch up.u cant even progress economically.and as for the fireworks stuff,its their wish to play fireworks,we are using our own money nt ur fucking money.and yea..even we play bombastic fireworks,the one end up in hospital with a bleached face is u,nt urs.

  • Tue, 16 Feb 2010 at 2:08 AM, by devil070
    and for u tut..maleyu bodoh bin malas.that why they cant get a job in private sector that goverment had to impose law to encourage companies to hire u..the most u can do is work in mcd,goverment sectors and grew vegetables while we become doctors,lawyers,entrepenuers without even being spoon-fed.

  • Tue, 16 Feb 2010 at 2:24 AM, by devil070
    as for our gods resembles animals,stuck this inside ur braincell,we beleive souls are nt limited to human beings bt towards other living organisms.we believe harmony can be attained among nature through virtues of compassion,huminity,equanimity and etc.In our religion,we do believe that humans and other organims are respected equally by god and each organisms have their own status and role in this planet.and this is an universal scheme.u people not only can be stupid but also narrowminded.as for the 4 arms things.it reflects the manifestion of human conscience such as love,beauty,blis and peace.because of this a lot of people frm advance country willing to spend a lot of money for their spiritual journey while u people are reconised as terorist.blah-blah-blah.dnt complain in this pothole of urs when the world seeing u as a stupid and because of ur religion,u r being advnaced into terrorist!!!

  • Tue, 16 Feb 2010 at 4:06 AM, by dOrem0n
    sayer tk nak bersifat racist or anything but mr devil070, may i give u my opinion?..well, it is true that in most statiscally researches, that malays are the most prone to failures n yeah i admit that nowadays malays teenagers are tend to be corrupted, but those researches are just numbers n actually if you think carefully, most malays are full of etiquette n courtesy, and please dont u dare insults ISLAM!!! for ur informations, most of the knowledge we use today are thanks to ISLAM ...Ibnu Sina (medicine) , Ibnu Khaldun (law n politics) Al-Battani( astronomy) ...soooooooooo much contributions from ISLAM people!! kalu awak tak ske org melayu FINE! but dont show ur hatred towards ISLAM..i respect ur religion so u should too...malay is malay..me myself are powerless towards the corruption of malay teenagers nowadays but one thing for sure is i could always remind myself to remember ALLAH S.W.T n be a good n useful human being..there are alot of remarkable malay people out there so please dont allow those corrupted malay ruin ur judgement towards us..so pls dont hate ISLAM cause i love ISLAM so much that it hurts that u talk badly of us..

  • Tue, 16 Feb 2010 at 4:14 AM, by dOrem0n
    n one more thing, those people that called us terrorists are actually the real terrorist, wanna know something?? ISLAM encourage JIHAD...but some people, they tend to smear the good name of ISLAM n pretend to go on JIHAD n killed people n burn buildings...that are what we called TERRORISTS!.. these people are known as MUNAFIK!! they act like their ISLAM but they are not..want a prove?? its simple..ISLAM encourage modesity n simplecity in everything so those that done thing beyond normal is obviously not ISLAM ! ur saying that our religion is just fairy tale?? haha wha bout urs?? i apologise for my rudeness but try to think bout it,, all religions in this world has something remarkable n unbelievable bout it...rite?? so its up to us the believers to believe n have faith in our own religion..so buzz off n stop insulting ISLAM..saye percaya dgn ISLAM sepenuh hati so u should believe in urs too n dont insult others religion.....

  • Tue, 16 Feb 2010 at 4:15 AM, by devil070
    its nt just numbers.remember back in 2002 where a lot of incest happened among malays.involvement of malays in black metal,and etc.its true and i admit islam contribute a lot when it comes to ancient medicine and science & maths but they are nt malays for sure.i'm anti malay or muslim but if u check their previous post u will know why i insulted them badly.they make fun of my ethnic and religion when they themselves need help.

  • Tue, 16 Feb 2010 at 4:26 AM, by dOrem0n
    i apologise for their rude behaviours..but they just had bad memories regarding ur race..so its simple rite? they had probs with people who are ur race n u had prob with them who is malay...but actually they had prob with people n u also had prob with people..we just same human being..we eat, respire, n we shall die one day..we're just the same..malays are known now to be corrupted but that doesnt mean that there's no malay who are successful....why should focus on the malays in black metal, etc while there's malay like Dato DR Mahathir, Dato Aisyah from KHAZANAH, n young malay engineers n malay doctors??? why focus on our weaknesses?? we're the majority that's why there are many of us are corrupted but actullay when u put it in percentages the ratios is quite similar. chinese also involves in social corruption..hindus too...but me myself never focus that on u guys n i actully focus more on ur guys achievements...everybody need help..ur race n my race too..i am brave to say these things to you cause i had met tons of magnificent malay people that i admire n proud of..its not fair for them when u kept saying those things about malay..

  • Tue, 16 Feb 2010 at 4:38 AM, by devil070
    oh really!! how abt they make fun of us just because majority of indians in malaysia are dark skin.it shows how narrow minded they can be.the one u see in malaysia are frm south ind who are majority are dark skin.north indians have light skin.east and west indians have whitish brown olive skin.putting big idea that indians are dark and ugly are complete madfool.in fact the only asian country who contributed a lot in miss world,miss universe and etc are indians.in fact the highest score in miss world and miss universe are indians.even though some of us are dark,we have beautiful bone structure,we have point nose,wide jaw and high cheeckbones.and we can have blue,green,grey eyes among ourselves.i know every race has their weakness and greatness.u never make fun of someone but the whole ethnic itself.

  • Tue, 16 Feb 2010 at 4:47 AM, by dOrem0n
    sape yg pandai2 dok kutuk ur race nie?? huhu sorry but me myself have tons of indian frens n i found them beautiful n actually they're not that dark...of course miss universe is indian or chinese coz i would totally condemned malay girl that enter those beauty pageant thingy,, that's y i told u b4.. dont get mad on the ethnic but the individual itself.. to me wat beautiful about my people is the way we wear scarves n the way we have boundaries between boys n girls.. not all malays obey i admit this but mostly do obey..we might not have beautiful skin or high nose or magnificent bone structure..but i really do think that the girl that hide their beauty is most elegant n beautiful n boys that have IMAN in their heart is very handsome...ur are rite.. i respect ur race very much so pls dont hate all malay..we should actually abide to ONE MALAYSIA thingy though it can be cli'che sometimes hoho..

  • Tue, 16 Feb 2010 at 5:01 AM, by xxyy
    doremon x tido lagi ke?? mcm mane exam?? dpt berape?

  • Tue, 16 Feb 2010 at 5:05 AM, by devil070
    thanks a lot.: insan biasa posted 2 jokes condeming indians as being unwanted and ugly.apperantly indians are nuisance for him.thus everyone end up laughing and making fun.for me,a beauty of a women is when a male can respect her as a mother,a wife,a sister even without blood related and she put her family,nation and pride before herself.for a male is where he honurs a women as strenght and choose to save and repect her and prided her for who she is.i think personally think respecting another human being and put them in ur shoes before treating them.all my life i was an indian and i was treated like a fool because indian language sounds funny.most of hair are curly,we have dark skin and etc and our religion is absurd.i used to study in a malay school where 60% are malay.35% chinese and less than 5% are indians.i know how it feels when even the teachers treats u like dirt just because of our heritage.I have green eyes and my bio teacher poke fun once that my great grandmother must be fucked by british that why i have green eyes.i'm nt a religion person.i dnt believe wordship gods or pray nonstop makes a difference even though it does in certain ascepts.its abt how u live and how u respect people and how people respect u.

  • Tue, 16 Feb 2010 at 5:05 AM, by dOrem0n
    we';re trying to fix our reputation..malays is not utterly useless....pengaruh barat yg buat malay skung corrupted..but i assure u..we the malay youngsters are really trying to prove the fact that we are not sore losers that depend on sympathy to get into IPTA's ..we can be doctors , lawyers, engineers, entrepeneurs etc..we can go to cambridge, oxford, harvard, yale, ...we just need to work hard..that's all...it is not scientifically proven that each race has distinctive IQ..

  • Tue, 16 Feb 2010 at 5:14 AM, by dOrem0n
    i totally respect ur principals..n i'm sorry to hear the hardships u've been through..but i can assure that ur not a bad person...it really interest me how u see the meaning of beauty..if i was in ur shoe i would be mad too ..but dont u ever have a malay fren?? those that treated u good?? those people that treat u bad ..blame them..dont blame the whole ethnic..yeah i admit that those people that are racist are bitter fools..but i assure u a person who abide to ISLAM purely would not treat u that way..n about the comments from people in LJ i cant give any comment cause im not involved but just like i said they had bad memories ,,,n they have right to be mad..u too actually..i apologise again..n despite ur hardships just try to think of the good memories u had..n arguing with u i know that with those perspectives u have u ought to succeed in ur life.

  • Tue, 16 Feb 2010 at 5:15 AM, by dOrem0n
    wey, encik xxyy tk tido lg ke?? ish3..

  • Tue, 16 Feb 2010 at 5:17 AM, by xxyy
    doremon, awk x jawab lagi soklan sy...ekeke

  • Tue, 16 Feb 2010 at 5:18 AM, by dOrem0n
    oh yea, devil070..i truly admire ur points of views...well, ur words resembles maturity n rationality,, kdg2 kite boleh je cakap perkara2 yg baik n amazing but those words may or may not have logic n not realistic but urs are real..n yeah the world is not all honey n clover ..its harsh..

  • Tue, 16 Feb 2010 at 5:19 AM, by dOrem0n
    ades..esok la wey aq exam..dop bace lngsg ...>.< abis r..

  • Tue, 16 Feb 2010 at 5:20 AM, by xxyy
    ekeke la..bkpo x bc nyo?? mg ni malah la..

  • Tue, 16 Feb 2010 at 5:21 AM, by devil070
    i know.malays are awesome friends but they conserative and more relie on streotypes.western influence is nt bad at all.i'm now in america doing medicine,honestly what malaysian claimed abt western influence is nt accurate.the only difference is that we bounded by religion and tradition before we pursue something but western never see that.its common to have sex before u graduate high school but here teen mom are respected as a mother for a child even she is teen and unmarried.no one would spit at her and make fun of her.back here,teen mom need to dump her baby because of stereotype of the community.i rather see a teen mom being respected than turning her into a murderer.its true divorce and family instution is nt strong but because they believe partners should have mutual understanding in order to make things happened or else better off they divorce.but here in malaysia divorce is low bt women are living in pyscological terror and being abused.there are a lot of hollywood movies are good that touches humanity and make us think abt us as a human.the movie species was condem because of its explicit sexual act but if u think properly,its shows abt a evolution of a new species frm mars on earth and how we humans can be weak when it comes to survival.it make us think that possibilities where one day if there would a new species in this w0rld that would take over human being as a taker of earth.i personally think malaysia should decrease movie like" jangan pandang belakang,some horror flicks this and that or some lame comedy like scenario bt increase movies that touches other genres.

  • Tue, 16 Feb 2010 at 5:41 AM, by dOrem0n
    yeah i agree , i mostly prefer movies in Hallmarks etc..but bout the sex b4 marriage is against my belief..so yeah its all bout beliefs n boundaries within our own religion.. i'm planning to do medic also..i got scholarships to russia but i decide not to go,,well russia is not the best place to do medicine.. i admire ur perspective n i admit that compare to u i'm not that intellectual n i dont yet understand things deeply..n i do admire movies like 2010 n the day the earth stood still cause it talks about how we humans dont have much time on earth n should use it wisely n should cherish every moment we had n forget about hatred n just appreciate the best thing of people..

  • Tue, 16 Feb 2010 at 5:44 AM, by xxyy
    oo..royk nk tgk cd?? ade lg dlm ni rupanya..

  • Tue, 16 Feb 2010 at 6:01 AM, by dOrem0n
    ades.. jd dh wey ep 6..yaay ~ fail dh sero exam =p

  • Tue, 16 Feb 2010 at 6:06 AM, by xxyy
    ekeekkk fail gapo gak..tinggal 200 je lg soklan..ekee nyo buleh eh tu..pok2 nih bulih blako..bkpo ya mg lewat sgt pekso?

  • Tue, 16 Feb 2010 at 6:16 AM, by dOrem0n
    dop taw r wey..redha je la,,,usaha2!!! 200 soalan pastu boolehla ak main game dgn hati yg tng hehe

  • Tue, 16 Feb 2010 at 6:26 AM, by xxyy
    de lg mikir ko game..ish2 uat molek exam tu..eh x layan top ke?

  • Tue, 16 Feb 2010 at 6:40 AM, by dOrem0n
    dop la wey, nk lyn wt gap0 h tk men dh..op tw nk wt gap0..

  • Tue, 16 Feb 2010 at 8:03 AM, by gigi_biru
    PERH...WA MMG RESPECT LA NGAN DOREMON!TABIK SPRING wa ni english x pandai nak taip...baca tu wa boleh la fhm skit2....

  • Tue, 16 Feb 2010 at 8:03 AM, by gigi_biru
    hidop doremon!

  • Tue, 16 Feb 2010 at 8:06 AM, by gigi_biru
    but for info devil070..insanbiasa just a kid dude....16 years old...common la....

  • Tue, 16 Feb 2010 at 11:45 AM, by Sven
    Byknye org komen kali pertama aq tgk byk ni org komen

  • Tue, 16 Feb 2010 at 12:04 PM, by InsanBiasa
    hey,devil070. have u heard about the indian who invented algebra? Dont think so

  • Tue, 16 Feb 2010 at 1:16 PM, by gigi_biru
    also alkali,theorem phitagoras,motor system...etc

  • Tue, 16 Feb 2010 at 1:46 PM, by devil070
    those are invented by some middle eatern not malays.there's a difference between religion and ethnic.u cant change ur ethnic but u can change ur religion.

  • Tue, 16 Feb 2010 at 1:46 PM, by devil070
    India was the richest country on earth until the time of British invasion in the early 17th Century. Christopher Columbus was attracted by India's wealth. Here are a few facts about this great country: -India is the world's largest democracy. -India invented the Number System. Zero was invented by Aryabhatta. -Grammar constitutes one of India's greatest contributions to Western philology.Panini, the Sanskrit grammarian, who lived between 750 and 500 BC, was the first to compose formal grammar through his Astadhyai. -The World's first university was established in Takshashila in 700BC. More than 10,500 students from all over the world studied more than 60 subjects. The University of Nalanda built in the 4th century BC was one of the greatest achievements of ancient India in the field of education. -Sanskrit is the mother of all the European languages. Sanskrit is the most suitable language for computer software (Report in the Forbes magazine,July 1987) -Ayurveda is the earliest school of medicine known to humans. Charaka, the father of medicine consolidated Ayurveda 2500 years ago. Today Ayurveda is fast regaining its rightful place in our civilization -The art of Navigation was born in the river Sindh 6000 years ago. The very word Navigation is derived from the Sanskrit word NAVGATIH. The word navy is also derived from Sanskrit 'Nou' -Bhaskaracharya calculated the time taken by the earth to orbit the sun hundreds of years before the astronomer Smart. Time taken by earth to orbit the sun: (5th century) 365.258756484 days

  • Tue, 16 Feb 2010 at 1:48 PM, by devil070
    Varanasi, also known as Benares, was called "the ancient city" when Lord Buddha visited it in 500 B.C.E, and is the oldest, continuously inhabited city in the world today. -India never invaded any country in her last 10000 years of history. - The game of Chess,BeejGanit(known better by its Arabic name 'Algebra') are another contributions of India to the world.

  • Tue, 16 Feb 2010 at 1:48 PM, by devil070
    12% of scientists in the US are Indians 38% of doctors(physicians, dentists, PhDs, etc) in America are Indian. 36% of NASA scientists are Indians. 34% of Microsoft employees are Indians. 28% of IBM employees are Indians. 17% of INTEL scientists are Indians. 13% of XEROX employees are Indians.

  • Tue, 16 Feb 2010 at 1:49 PM, by devil070
    and now tell me some contribution of malay or malaysia to world.and fucking dnt mention some middle eastern contribution.

  • Tue, 16 Feb 2010 at 1:59 PM, by devil070
    this is the message i took frm urban dictionary abt malaysia.it potrays malaysian as whole. and if u feel mad abt it,blame insanbiasa,he brought this issue up.. The country where education is very highly politicised.Also a country where Malays are literaly spoonfed from their moment of their birth up to their deaths.Even if you are the no.1 student in Malaysia,you won't get a place in a public university of your choice if you are not a Malay.A Malay can beat you to the seat even if he's a freakin' retard.That is guaranteed. Friendly?Yes.Non-racist?Not always so. The universities of Malaysia are foul-ridden with hordes of lazy,incompetitive Malay students.

  • Tue, 16 Feb 2010 at 2:00 PM, by devil070
    Among the few countries in the world that still openly practices racism, only that in Malaysia it is much much more serious. A usual scenario would be Malays enforcing the oppresive bumiputra rights which bans non-Malays from going into universities and applying to some scholarships. The Malays think they are the natives of the land and thus have the right to treat other people as immigrants although historically they themselves are immigrants from Sumatra. Despite what the UMNO politicians claim, the Chinese have been residing in Malaysia for more than 500 years and the Indians much much longer than that they can hardly be referred to as immigrants. The proper natives of Malaysia are the aboriginal tribes/Orang Aslis yet they are NEVER entitled to any bumiputra "privileges". Ironically instead the ingenious natives of Sabah and Sarawak who are themselves South Chinese origin are entitled to it, coincidentally because they are representated by their respective political parties in the BN. Even so, no other bumis have made it into unis sucessfully like the Malays. The other races, even if obtaining the best results in the country have no hope of getting a place of their choice, minimal chance if any. Even so, the unis are super-shitty and spurns out graduates who majority migrate in search of a better income (and away from the racist treatment of Malays), leaving the few "left-overs" which possess a super-retarded level of English fluency to fill in the severe umemployment in the economic sector. As the result the economy is run by super-retarded MALAYS and if not again by the contribution of the hardworking CHINESE and INDIAN as well as the often-loathed American investors Malaysia would implode upon itself by now thanks to Malaysian Brain Drain(tm) policy invented by "Malay genius" Mahathir. Malays: MALAYSIA!I AM PROUD OF BECOMING YOUR CITIZEN!!MALAYSIAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! Chinese and Indian:Yay........whatever.

  • Tue, 16 Feb 2010 at 2:03 PM, by devil070
    buy malaysia mugs, tshirts and magnetsMalaysia is the country for malays only, though all races are there. Malay government building up more goverment institutions to feed malays because this malay youth is so fucking dumb they can't find a fair way to feed themselves. If you go to any government office, malay men and women cut silly jokes to each other instead of paying attention to their work. Infact they are not capable doing any kinda work, may be because they are genetically dork. One more thing, they are being very proud to be muslims, though a father fucks his on daughter. They are big time liar and not trustworthy. Never go there. I went there last year and went to immigration department to process my professional visa. I found all malay there who were wardering around in offices like a fucking dumb robat instead of helping their customers. And they expect all foreigners to speak their fucking Bahasa Malayu. They can't understand a single word of english, even though their government always do "visit malaysia" thingy, they should propmot English first, like singapore did.

  • Tue, 16 Feb 2010 at 2:12 PM, by devil070
    this is what urban dic refered malay as Insists that they are Bumiputra(native)and should have more privileges aka 80%quota to universities,Malay-only scholarships,Malay-only houses,Malay-only land,etc etc but doesn't realise that the Chinese and Indians have been there WAYYYYYYYYY before the colonization era;and the Malays themselves are not local,they are actually a South Chinese origin.Don't belive me?Many Malays have a surname Wan-for example Wan Abdullah,Wan Ahmad,Wan Noraini.Clearly a Chinese one no?The Orang Aslis are the REAL natives because they have been living in Malaysia since the Stone Ages,but ironically they are not entitled to any Bumiputra privileges. A race who claims to be friendly,but clearly shows great xenophobia when a non-malay neighbour moves in,and taxi drivers have been known not to take black people.They hate Jewish people a lot,because of their Muslim religion.In fact Jewish tourists who have been to Malaysia pretend they are Caucasian. In class,they are the dumbest dumbest of the lot.Yet they get admitted to public universities 80% of the time thanks to the racist goverment.As a result they graduated unemployed because their English sucks and,but turn the tables around and say that the employers are racist.They blame their pathetic pampered lives on other people(other races?)and not the fact that they are too lazy and dependent to acheive sucess. Next time,don't ask why the majority of Malaysian overseas students in Britain are not malay.

  • Tue, 16 Feb 2010 at 2:13 PM, by devil070
    race that resides mainly in Malaysia but can be found in Singapore, Brunei and other countries. Makes up the majority of the population in Malaysia. Interestingly enough although they claim to be natives of the country, they do not actually originate from Malaysia. Even so they are given many privileges, including housing, education and business contracts over the other races. They also seem to perform poorly acedemically and in a general consensus taken in 1998 from all high schools, they was a worrying gap between their grades as compared to the other races. However, they remain an integral part of the community as they make up the majority of the manual labour work force. Malaysia consists of many races, mainly malay, chinese and indian. Zakaria is a malay girl.

  • Tue, 16 Feb 2010 at 2:13 PM, by devil070
    I’m not malay. But been living with them almost whole my life. I first realised that malay are rediculous when I entered UiTM in West M’sia. My perception toward them changed. I aggree that they’re lazy in so many things & talk big but do less. I always feel frustrated when dealing with them either in government or private sector & most of the time I end up push them or scold them. If government dont have a policy to help them, i think they’re end up jobless. Malays are too emotional than rationale in handling issues. from my personal experiences!! malays are too dependant on our stupid REALLY REALLY STUPID RACIST government

  • Tue, 16 Feb 2010 at 2:13 PM, by devil070
    the language used by the human-orangutan hybrid race in Malaysia. with influences from Sanskrit, English, Tamil, and Tagalog. 2) the ingenous race of Malaysia kalau tak kutuk dorang mana nak perasan..sebab sebok tunggu kene suap ngan kerajaan. Anak emas la katakan.. Melayu malas sebab kita boleh lihat bertapa KEBANYAKAN bangsa ini tidak mampu bersaing ke tahap yang boleh dibanggakan. Itu poin saya! Kalau di Malaysia, bangsa Melayu dapat kemudahan lebih dari bangsa lain, nak bersaing apa lagi yek? Tak payah bersaing, Melayu dapat apa yang dorang nak, kerajaan sure bagi.. Awak nampak tak? Saya kutuk bukan sebarang kutuk. Saya kutuk dengan sebab. Telinga orang Melayu tipikal macam awak, macam saya juga, memang mudah mendidih, sakit hati. Bukan main lagi saya kutuk habisan bangsa saya sendiri..tapi ini sekadar nak menyedari kesalahan and kelemahan kita. Kita kena sedar, kita kene terima, kita kene ubah, kita kene baiki! Myojo, awak bicara bodoh sombong dan berfikiran tertutup..kritikan tak semestinya menghina! Mungkin awak tak pernah terlintas bahawa ada kritikan juga yang membina. pokoknya, bagaimana kita terima and buat sesuatu mengenainya!

  • Tue, 16 Feb 2010 at 3:18 PM, by xxyy
    sudah2 la gaduh...x bawak kemana pon.. just stop arguing!!! stop doesnt mean lose!!

  • Tue, 4 May 2010 at 11:15 PM, by lawakjenaka
    woi devil070 klu dah keling tu keling la jugak.fuck you parya..

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