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by: shurikengerx
Word Count: 140
Date: Thu, 10 Dec 2009 Time: 11:24 AM
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pompuan cantik vs pompuan hodoh

pertandingan nyanyi

aKalau pompuan cantik suara same cam ayam berkokok masuk pertandingan nyanyi kekal kat situ 7-9 minggu

bKalau pompuan hodoh nyanyi merdu masuk pertandingan nyanyi minggu pertama dah tersingkir dah

pertandingan masak

aKalau pompuan cantik masak x sedap juri laki kate sedap

bKalau pompuan cantik masak sedap juri laki kate x sedap

cabutan bertuah

aKalau pompuan cantik menang cabutan bertuah orang kate"kalau cantik memang boleh menang."

bKalau pompuan x cantik menang cabutan bertuah orang kate"kebetulan je tu."

kahwin laki hensem dan kaya

aKalau pompuan cantik kawin ngan laki hensem dan kaya orang kate"macam pinang dibelah dua."

bKalau pompuan x cantik kawin ngan laki hensem dan kaya orang kate"mesti dia guna bomoh xpun minyak pengasih."

itulah hakikatnyer,manusia ni tengok rupa luar jer rupa dalam x.

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  • Thu, 10 Dec 2009 at 11:25 AM, by shurikengerx
    sori kat pertandingan masak tu patut ade tulis x cantik

  • Thu, 10 Dec 2009 at 11:35 AM, by daniel.firdaus
    x lawak punn (sorrrry)

  • Thu, 10 Dec 2009 at 11:43 AM, by FrEeDom ProMiseR
    Is dis a j0ke?

  • Thu, 10 Dec 2009 at 2:32 PM, by gagak hitam
    hmm tak tau nak cakap ape, tapi aku pernah tengok 2 awek cun bergaduh,siap bertampar,bertumbuk, main tarik rambut,siap bersepak terajang,memang mengerunkn,tapi seronok tengok macam2 bleh nampak

  • Thu, 10 Dec 2009 at 4:13 PM, by idadania
    dah ado...........

  • Thu, 10 Dec 2009 at 5:30 PM, by xxyy
    ekekek nampak pe gagak??

  • Thu, 10 Dec 2009 at 7:14 PM, by zzZZz...
    ggk,mane ko tgok awek tu gaduh?tak ajak den join skali.he3

  • Thu, 10 Dec 2009 at 9:38 PM, by Heiji
    gagak itam... sia2 lu punya henpon bleh rakam video... amek la video.. uplod kt youtube.. hehe....

  • Fri, 11 Dec 2009 at 7:48 AM, by eMa^pOyO
    tui2x...sek bek aq tgh2..haha

  • Fri, 11 Dec 2009 at 2:14 PM, by Phiser
    pompuan cantik kentut wangi, pompuan tak cantik kentut busuk

  • Fri, 11 Dec 2009 at 4:41 PM, by gigi_biru
    wah,wah,wah phiser lu g sedut ke kentut beliau?

  • Fri, 11 Dec 2009 at 4:53 PM, by NASHI
    LAWAK KE?

  • Fri, 11 Dec 2009 at 9:18 PM, by daniel.firdaus
    NAPE X ADE LAWAK BARU BORING NIEEE

  • Fri, 11 Dec 2009 at 9:49 PM, by bodarkcute
    sabolaaa...aq pon boring..tngah crik idea beb..

  • Fri, 11 Dec 2009 at 9:54 PM, by NASHI
    GIGI BIRU ADALAH BUDAK KECIK YG BODOH OTAK TAKDE, TAK MATANG LA KATAKAN.

  • Fri, 11 Dec 2009 at 10:07 PM, by cicak
    helo kawan2 saya baru disini, setelah baca komen2 artikel lain, mmg ganas betul lj ni, bole jd gelanggang bergadoh, =.=' nashi tak baik gadoh2, Gigi biru tu pun 1, pape pun jgn memaki mak bapak, susah2 mak bapak kita besarkan kita, ko bole ckp mcm tu, tu bukan cara org matang ckp, hehe sori menyampuk , daa~

  • Sat, 12 Dec 2009 at 8:48 PM, by shimano
    ader gak orang yang budiman kt cini....bgs2...

  • Sat, 12 Dec 2009 at 9:55 PM, by gigi_biru
    masalahnya lu g kat lawak yg nashi babi submit.dia yg mulakan dulu.nak jumpa kat luar tp x bitau kat mana.pengecut.buah pelir xde

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