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Reasons why I never visit my rich friend

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by: wanMacho
Word Count: 199
Date: Mon, 29 Dec 2008 Time: 12:46 AM
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Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....

Question : "What would you like to have..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,
Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino,or Coffee?"
Answer: " Tea please"
Question : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea,Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Iced tea or green tea ?"
Answer : "Ceylon tea "
Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?
Answer: "white"
Question: "Milk, or fresh cream?
Answer: "With milk "
Question: "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"
Answer: "With cow's milk please.
Question: " Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: " Um, I'll just take it black. "
Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar"
Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer: "Cane sugar "
Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer: "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead."
Question: "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water? "
Answer: "Mineral water"
Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
Answer: "I think I'll just die of thirst" Share this lawak:

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mintak maap kalau dah ada....

mintak maap jugak kalau tak tergelak ;P


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  • Mon, 29 Dec 2008 at 1:48 PM, by myaries
    haha..,lawak.. tp ade ker org tnye smpai detail cam2.?

  • Mon, 29 Dec 2008 at 3:13 PM, by X-Tigy
    lawak.sampai ke mati pon dapat x dapat minum

  • Mon, 29 Dec 2008 at 4:38 PM, by musang
    Answer: you know what just give me zam zam water Question: (terus senyap)

  • Mon, 29 Dec 2008 at 7:55 PM, by zanish
    kesian nya...... macam2 songeh dia tu.....

  • Mon, 29 Dec 2008 at 8:04 PM, by w0oFeR
    hoh .. maid tu sje je nk taye camtu .. maklum la air bersih ssh nk dpt .. atawpon .. maid tu malas nk bt air ..

  • Wed, 31 Dec 2008 at 3:24 AM, by longranger
    klu aku mintak je air kolah..abih crita..

  • Mon, 5 Jan 2009 at 2:12 AM, by buahtimun
    sooo banyak songeh punya maid...

  • Wed, 4 Feb 2009 at 2:26 PM, by ebbiecrikee
    gile la maid tu.. ntah2 tuan umah tu punye keje soh maid dia camtu..hehe

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