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by: JiN x BeRtUaN
Word Count: 530
Date: Tue, 9 Feb 2010 Time: 10:19 AM
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24 Januari 2008

Hantu Nenek Kebayan

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Tak elok tau kalau gambar macam ni nak dakwa gambar hantu jugak. Mana tau nenek dia lalu kat belakang tu. Tak pasal-pasal nenek jadi hantu jugak.

Gambar ini dikirimkan kepada saya dan asal-usulnya masih belum dikenalpasti. 

Mujurlah gambar ni tiba ke tangan saya (hek ele.."saya") dalam salinan yang masih ada EXIF Info dia. Apajaddah EXIF info ni aku tak tau. Tapi yang penting ia dapat memberitahu kita bahawa gambar di diambik dengan menggunakan telefon kamera N70 (2mpx), dengan data-data berikut:
Make - Nokia
Model - N70-1
ExposureTime - 1/16.9 seconds
ISOSpeedRatings - 500
DateTimeOriginal - 2007:11:29 09:33:25
DateTimeDigitized - 2007:11:29 09:33:25
ShutterSpeedValue - 1/17 seconds
ApertureValue - F 3.20
LightSource - Auto
Flash - Not fired
FocalLength - 4.50 mm
FlashPixVersion - 0100
Walaupun saya (cis) tak berapa banyak tahu pasal fotografi ni namun saya tahu kalau macam ni punya data, mesti keluar hantu punya kat belakang. 
Sebab setting macam ni, memang sesuai kalau nak tangkap gambar hantu. 

 

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ksian nenek dia tk pasal2x nenek dia yg jadi mangsa

tk gune punye cucu,..

 

hantu ni khas untuk putri

hakahakahakahakahakahakahakah


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Tue, 9 Feb 2010 at 12:07 PM, by putri
Mana yang lebih seram???
Perempuan tudung putih atau neneknya kat belakang???

Tue, 9 Feb 2010 at 1:09 PM, by JiN x BeRtUaN
Ade blm smpat nk ambik nnti ar ek ptang2x cikit...nenek yg kat blakng 2 dia kate nnk kebayan...

Tue, 9 Feb 2010 at 1:46 PM, by bapakLU
hantu lg.boring dh aku ngn ksh han2 ni.

Tue, 9 Feb 2010 at 1:59 PM, by JiN x BeRtUaN
mampus mu la cite ni aq wat untk putri je pham

Tue, 9 Feb 2010 at 2:27 PM, by poker face
nak wat citer hantu atau nak menunjuk yg u ada hp canggih... ek eleh aku pun ader..

Tue, 9 Feb 2010 at 3:09 PM, by idadania
ape la dah jadi dengan lawak jenaka ni???mana admin ni??lawak macamni boleh terlepas kat cini...

Tue, 9 Feb 2010 at 3:11 PM, by idadania
mampus kepala otak ko!!!!kalau ko wat lawak ni untuk putri,ko jgn la wat semak kat cini..orang awam semua baca...bodoh...anta la kat mail putri je..

Tue, 9 Feb 2010 at 3:24 PM, by JiN x BeRtUaN
Woi pukimak punye betine!!',ko ingat ko spe nk ckp mcm 2 kat aq ar ko pikir bapakk ko ade wat share kat sini ke..babi binatang punye jalang,yg ko nk sbuk wat pe ko pikir ni bapak ko punye ke,sial punye betina,aq tau ar spisis ko ni suke jual pntat,..pukimak punye idadania klu aq jmpe ko aq anto ko kat blakng caukit....tk pdan gn betine mulut mcm gh kongkek...

Tue, 9 Feb 2010 at 3:27 PM, by justboycuz
jxb klu ko nk ngorat pompuan.....ko mail lar putri ke...ym dier ke.....nie antar gambar bodoh nie wat pe......nie lawakjenaka....bukan hantuseram.......

Tue, 9 Feb 2010 at 3:29 PM, by poker face
hahaha...jin afrit dah tunjuk belang....

Tue, 9 Feb 2010 at 3:30 PM, by justboycuz
jin ade belang kerr.???
ade tanduk tu aku caye larr jgak.....

Tue, 9 Feb 2010 at 3:32 PM, by idadania
hei marah le pulak...ade aku kisah?????sape makan cili terasa la pedas ek??balik2 cite hantu..tu la mak ayah anta g skolah ko lari...skang nak salahkan orang pulak tak reti baca..meh aku terangkan lagi sekali ea..(NI LAWAK JENAKA BODOH!!BUKAN CERITA HANTU&GAMBAR HANTU)aku bagi ko laman web kat mana nak post gambar hantu (WWW.KEPALAOTAKKO.COM)hahahahahhahaha...

Tue, 9 Feb 2010 at 3:32 PM, by JiN x BeRtUaN
Pi hanyut ar ko!!!,ape kesah aq nk ltak artikel ni,knp lak skati aq la...yg ko nk mnyebuk kat sni pe hal...dh lme hidp ke....bangsat..,!!

Tue, 9 Feb 2010 at 3:33 PM, by justboycuz
wah.....!!!
go ida....go ida...goooooo...........ida

Tue, 9 Feb 2010 at 3:36 PM, by JiN x BeRtUaN
Ala hai jalang marh ke,jin mne tau bce ar,..jalang jngn la bc...knp bpk jalang mrah ke jin ltak artikel ni..meh sini jin anto bpk jalng msok gua...WA TK MRH CUME KSIAN KAT JALANG PANTATNYE PANAS KLU JIN LTAK ARTIKEL HAN2...JALANG JNGN MRH EK...spe kne kongkek dia ar rse sdapnye...

Tue, 9 Feb 2010 at 3:37 PM, by idadania
hahahahahahaha

Tue, 9 Feb 2010 at 3:37 PM, by justboycuz
ape ko merepek nih....???
ko nk santau ida kerr...???

Tue, 9 Feb 2010 at 3:40 PM, by idadania
die dah takde modal nak cakap le tu jbc oi....hahahahhahaha

Tue, 9 Feb 2010 at 3:42 PM, by justboycuz
dah larr mulut busuk.....hati pun busuk.....berulat lg.....

Tue, 9 Feb 2010 at 3:47 PM, by justboycuz
mane jxb nih...........kate nk soal jwb........

Tue, 9 Feb 2010 at 3:49 PM, by JiN x BeRtUaN
Aduyai ko ni,aq td ade orng pesan dia sruh orng buking pantat ida 3 sen skali main

Tue, 9 Feb 2010 at 4:00 PM, by poker face
HAHAHA...me sye ringkaskan perbualan ida dan jin..
Ida: Siapa makan cili dia merasa pedasnya.

Jin x b'tuan: siapa kena kongkek, dia yg terasa sedapnya...

Tue, 9 Feb 2010 at 4:03 PM, by justboycuz
hahahaha baguih larr ko pf........

Tue, 9 Feb 2010 at 4:08 PM, by JiN x BeRtUaN
Hak,ida wa tk kcau lu lu jngn kcau wa ek...lu jngn smpai wa maki lu,sia2x je kne mki,

Tue, 9 Feb 2010 at 4:16 PM, by poker face
dahlah tu Jin...ngan pompuan pun nak gaduh ke? mcmana nak tackle putri kalo u tunjuk sangat sikap baran ko tu.. putri tak suka lelaki yg baran tau.. aku tau betul sifat putri tu sbb dia tu janda aku kikiki..

Tue, 9 Feb 2010 at 4:23 PM, by justboycuz
dayus tull la ko nie jxb...........

Tue, 9 Feb 2010 at 5:12 PM, by JiN x BeRtUaN
Sdapnye ko ckp pf,ko ckp mcm 2 mcm ko dh hbat sngat dh tingi ilmu ko nk lwn aq,..klu ko nk ckp mcm 2 ko crmin dulu konek ko bru blh ckp...aq tngok ko mkin lame mkin kcik je,kimak punye pf,klu aq dpt ko aq jual ko kat pasar longok,..AQ GH SONOK RASE MCM NK TERKENCING...

Tue, 9 Feb 2010 at 5:37 PM, by idadania
ahahhahahaha...jin tak puas hati ke??cian jin...

Tue, 9 Feb 2010 at 5:53 PM, by gigi_biru
lalalalaa...

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