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11: If companies ran Christmas
If IBM ran Christmas… They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for their present-processing. Receiving presents would take about 24-36 hours of mainframe processing time.

12: The Computer Programmer
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The f

13: Computer Gender
As you are aware, ships have long been characterized as being female (for example, "Steady as she goes" or "She's listing to starboard, Captain!"). Recently, a gro

14: Is there no hope without the Internet?
A jobless man applied for the position of “office boy” at Microsoft.The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as atest.“You are employed” he said. “Give me your e-m

15: Bill Gates in Hell
Bill Gates dies and goes to hell.Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your lif

16: 10 signs you're an internet geek
10. When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP address. 9. You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead your line is "Hi, what's your URL?" 8.

17: Helisoft
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot co

18: Top 10 signs you use the net too often!
You are overcome with disbelief, anger and finally depressed when you encounter a Web page with no links.When you read a magazine, you have an irresistible urge to click on the underlined passages.Yo

19: Windows 2000 Error Messages
The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the planned Windows 2000. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue. Press any key to

20: Windows '98 Source Code
/* TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code Project: Chicago(TM) Projected release-date: Summer 1994 */ #include "win31.h" #include "win95.h" #include "evenmore.h" #include "ol

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