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by: azlan96
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Date: Thu, 16 Oct 2008 Time: 4:41 PM
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From : Mr. Suresh Singh of Tamil Nadu, India
To: Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some
Problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button ’start’ but there is no ’stop’ button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is ‘Run’ in the menu. One of my friends clicked ‘run’ he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to ’sit’, so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any ‘re-scooter’ is available in system? I find only ‘re-cycle’, but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is ‘Find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ‘ find’ button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt ‘Microsoft word’ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft sentence’, so when you will provide that?

6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows ‘MY Computer’: when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says ‘MY Pictures’ but there is noteven a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is ‘MICROSOFT OFFICE’ what about ‘MICROSOFT HOME’ since I use the PC at home only..

9. You provided ‘My Recent Documents’. When you will provide ‘My Past Documents’?

10. You provide ‘My Network Places’. For God shake please do not provide ‘My Secret Places’. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

11. Why is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS

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  • Fri, 17 Oct 2008 at 8:24 PM, by eyra94
    hahaha...that was really dumb.

  • Fri, 9 Jan 2009 at 7:13 PM, by budak_oren
    funny~huhuhu

  • Sun, 18 Jan 2009 at 8:25 PM, by banyaketawa
    stupid

  • Wed, 15 Apr 2009 at 11:15 AM, by azroq
    funny singh and stupid singh? but singh is king....

  • Sat, 11 Jul 2009 at 9:16 PM, by brownchocolate
    haha.buy imac la...

  • Mon, 26 Oct 2009 at 2:47 PM, by Guest
    funny!really funny!

  • Mon, 2 Nov 2009 at 2:18 PM, by guest_
    haha this is funny

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