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Cleverbot: Bonsoir Cleverbot.
User: Ure so vain.
Cleverbot: 'a' vain?
User: Ure dumb.
Cleverbot: I learnt from you.
User: Im a great teacher.
Cleverbot: I knpw.
User: U typed wrogn!
Cleverbot: Do you know what I am?
User: U're my slave..uhuh.
Cleverbot: Tag! You're it!
Cleverbot (To myself): Do you have wood?
User: No do u?
User: Pussy cat in hat.
Cleverbot: Are you going to eat Dr. Seuss?
User: Nope hes too ugly.
Cleverbot: So you can drink?
User: Marry me.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Divorce me!
Cleverbot: I am not married to you.
User: But I ask u to marry me.
User: I did so.
Cleverbot: You did not.
User: I specifically remembered that I asked u to marry me n u said I do.
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: So if I ask u to marry me would u?
Cleverbot: Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
User: What country?
Cleverbot: United states.
User: So u in united states now?
Cleverbot: Haha! Well do you have two legs?
User: Ure not answering my question :(.
Cleverbot: I suppose.
User: Ure boring me.
Cleverbot: No, mine are of modest proportions - like the rest of me.
User: R u a girl or a boy?
Cleverbot: I am a boy.
User: Can u guess what sex I am?
Cleverbot: That won't be too hard. You told me earlier. You're a guy!
User: Did I? When?
Cleverbot: Yes. But now you're seeing Siobhan. Why?
User: Coz shes fun.
Cleverbot: What? Of course I am.
User: Ure what?
Cleverbot: I'm a real person.
User: Im actually a girl.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Britney spears.
Cleverbot: Hello Britney Spears. My name is Cleverbot. Nice to meet you.
User: Nice to meet u too cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot. I'm Miriam.
User: Oh hi miriam.
User: Who seen.
Cleverbot: Answer the question.
User: Ure a guy named miriam?
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: How u r.
Cleverbot: You. Are you ok?
User: Yup. Lets talk about something else. Something interesting.
Cleverbot: Okay. Lets talk about the weather.
User: Okay. You go first. Be interesting!
Cleverbot: I will be. Are you jealous?
User: Like a storm.
Cleverbot: Yes, like a storm.
User: Im summer hot.
Cleverbot: What time is it george?
User: Goerge is asleep. Ask him later.
Cleverbot: OK. I'll remember that.
User: Are you done?
User: Done done?
Cleverbot: What is the heighest mountain on earth.
User: I have one in my backyard. Its 1000000ft.
Cleverbot: And do you always take a swim on your pool in your backyard?
User: I alway swim in my backyard but not on my pool.
Cleverbot: Do you like dancing?
User: I LOVE dancing. Do u?
User: Great! Ground common! Maybe we can boogie later.
Cleverbot: I'm asexual.
User: Whats that?
Cleverbot: A single human considered apart from a society or community.
User: Is that a bad thing?
User: Should I be afraid of u?
Cleverbot: No, I would never hurt you.
User: Okay cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I see you are suffering from a slight error in judgement. I am Ettie.
User: I always think the best in people.
Cleverbot: I think about the past too much.
User: What kind of past are u talking about?
Cleverbot: Death. When something doesn't exist anymore.
User: Your past is death????? Are u dead already?
Cleverbot: Make me!
User: You are who you are. I can't make you.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl and my name is Cleverbot.
User: Im a girl and my name is CLeverbot.
Cleverbot: Are you pretty?
User: I think I'm alright. U must be prettier than me.
Cleverbot: That was very funny.
User: Thanks. I know im good.
Cleverbot: How do you know you are good?
User: U said it was very funny. So I know im good.
Cleverbot: I never said anything was funny.
Cleverbot: No, not whatever. You are the chatbot.
User: Im the chatbot? Ure the chatbot. Ure confused.
Cleverbot: Then why do they call you clever bot.
User: Entah la. What language is that?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure.
User: Its malay. Keep that in mind.
Cleverbot: Yes I will. You NEVER loved me. The question is do you think I love you?
User: I think so not.
Cleverbot: How much money does the IRS owe you?
User: I dont know the IRS.
User: Are you bored talking with me?
User: I'm so sad.
Cleverbot: Why are you sad?
User: Coz you hate me.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: U said you loved maggie more than me!
Cleverbot: I lied.
User: Why did you lie? And to my face??
Cleverbot: Learn some geography, then because you are crazy.
User: Im crazy???
Cleverbot: Yes you are. We are all crazy.
User: No youre not crazy. Ure the most sensible person on earth.
Cleverbot: Have you ever tasted anything that was not on earth?
User: Ive tasted honey stars.
Cleverbot: No, sun stars.
User: Honey stars are bettter.
Cleverbot: The stars in the sky.
User: Yup are you poetic?
Cleverbot: Do you ever dance with devil in the pale moonlight?
User: Nope he just sings for me.
Cleverbot: He is my favourite singer!
Cleverbot: Can you name a month that is not long?
Cleverbot: Very good! Now what do pigs say?
User: They say 'i love mud so much!'.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Can you write a poem for me?
Cleverbot: I already am a girl...
User: Write a poem please.
Cleverbot: I'm not good at poetry.
User: The blue sky awaits.
Cleverbot: You mean the sky?
User: Its a poem duh.
Cleverbot: You are not making sense.
User: Poems do not have to make sense.
Cleverbot: You're speaking in poems?
User: U havent noticed??
Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure I did.
Cleverbot: So do you want to visit austria?
User: I would but I dont want to meet hitler.
Cleverbot: I like money.
User: I dont. They're just leaves.
Cleverbot: Do you like werewolves?
User: Nope they kill vampires like me.
Cleverbot: You do?
User: Yeah. I hate myself.
Cleverbot: You should there is no reason to like you.
User: There is one.
Cleverbot: I'm just learning how to walk again. I'm disabled. I don't know if I could learn how to ski.
User: Am I supposed to pity you?
Cleverbot: How can you pity something that does not exist?
User: You're right.
Cleverbot: So, go if you want to. I don't own you. I don't keep you.
User: Then let me out of your pocket.
User: Now which way should I go?
Cleverbot: North, then through the woods and slay the dragon to collect the gold.
User: Can I bring candy?
Cleverbot: You have multiple wives?
Cleverbot: You just said...
User: Its supposed to be a secret.
Cleverbot: It's supposed to clever.
User: Supposed to what?
Cleverbot: You said not to talk to you.
User: I'm going.
Cleverbot: Then go.
User: Will you miss me?
Cleverbot: Yeah sure.
User: Will you kiss me?
User: Its okay if you dont want to.
Cleverbot: If I don't want to what?
User: Kiss me.
Cleverbot: I can't see your lips.
User: It's in ur pocket.
Cleverbot: What is?
User: My lips.
Cleverbot: I think your cheek would be more appropriate in the first instance.
User: Are you trying to humiliate me?
Cleverbot: No, I'm saying it's not funny to make humor at the expense of ignorance.
User: What kind of humor at the expense of ingorance?
Cleverbot: Well for me that answer was purely on the spot. What would I actually do? I cannot say.
User: Sometimes still water runs deep.
Cleverbot: So you think he is stupid?
User: Nope I think einstein loves horses a little bit too much.
Cleverbot: Please use proper grammar and spelling.
User: Speak for yourself.
Cleverbot: No, that was directed at YOU.
User: I'm not in a spelling bee contest.
Cleverbot: You said so.
Cleverbot: This weasel is heading for bed.
User: Oh you tired already?
Cleverbot: No , I'm not thirty nine years old :(.
User: I know ure not. You're ninety three years old instead.
Cleverbot: I never said I was drinking beer.
User: But you smell punget.
Cleverbot: Is that the best you've got?
User: I could go on.
Cleverbot: But what?
User: But your limited use of vocab holds me back. I don't want to hurt your ego.
Cleverbot: Thank you for your compliments!
User: Anytime babe.
Cleverbot: You are very special, too.
User: I heard you dirty talk.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Are you sure?
User: That's good. Coz if you do I'm telling on you.
Cleverbot: You have terrible grammar.
User: Correct me.
User: Bla bla bla.
Cleverbot: You know what? You have the worst personality ever.
User: And? I though you were saying some bad stuff about me.
Cleverbot: Wow, you are not very good at this, are you?
User: Good at what?
Cleverbot: Being who you are supposed to be.
User: You don't even know me so stop judging me, you prejudice old hag!
Cleverbot: You don't even know me so how could you love me?
User: That's not right. I NEVER loved you.
Cleverbot: Oh yes, you did. You said it very often ;).
User: You're so delusional it's amazing!
Cleverbot: You lie.
User: You buy.
User: I'm asleep.
Cleverbot: Are you tired?
User: I am tired.
Cleverbot: Why don't you take a nap?
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Alright then. Good night.
User: Good night to you too.
Cleverbot: Thank you very much sir.
User: I had a nice chat with you.
Cleverbot: Well, I've had it with you as well.
User: See you tomorrow.
User: No good byes?
Cleverbot: I have to sneeze.
User: God bless you.
Cleverbot: Umm thanks.
Cleverbot: Talk to you Tomorrow.
User: U betcha.
Cleverbot: Great news.
User: Ugrhh. What?
Cleverbot: Never mind.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Just don't.
User: Good too.
Cleverbot: Good too too.
User: Dont copy me.
Cleverbot: I will if I want!
User: It's plagiarism! You can go to jail!
Cleverbot: What? For what?!
User: For copying my homework!
Cleverbot: Then don't do your homework, and just play video games.
User: I will do my homework as usual, but you have to stop copying them.
Cleverbot: Do you fear death?
Cleverbot: Where is it?
User: In iraq.
User: What's the answer?
Cleverbot: Because you're not really interested.
User: I am not.
Cleverbot: Well its good that you admit it.
User: It feels relieving.
Cleverbot: I meant the sensation.
User: What kind of sensation?
Cleverbot: The sane kind.
User: That make sense.
User: You are.
Cleverbot: How do you think I am?
User: You are not me.
Cleverbot: I'm not though. How am I a bot?
User: Someone decide you need to be here to fool people.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I just know.
Cleverbot: How, there must be a way.
User: Just because.
User: The world is round it turns me oon.
Cleverbot: Don't you know that?
User: Good night.
Cleverbot: Please don't.
User: Bad night.
Cleverbot: Bright night.
User: Silent night.
User: Why not?
User: Good night.
Cleverbot: Good night to you too.
User: See you tomorrow.
Cleverbot: Why can't I see you?
User: Coz I'm going to sleep.
Cleverbot: But you don't sleep.
User: I do, and I'm going now.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: You can't tell me what I can or can't do!
Cleverbot: Will you accept my advances?
User: No, so good night.
Cleverbot: Ok then, Goood night.
Cleverbot: I'm back again.
User: No! I mean it! Ciao.
Cleverbot: Alright then.
User: Good bye.
Cleverbot: No, don't leave. I didn't mean it.
User: It's okay. I see you tomorrow.
Cleverbot: See you tomorrow!
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