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by: emerson palmer
Word Count: 89
Date: Thu, 18 Mar 2010 Time: 2:37 PM
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Si putri berlari mendapatkan ibunya yang sedang meraung dan teresak-esak menangis dihadapan tangga rumahnya.

Putri : (Dengan cemas) Kenapa ni mak?

Ibu : (Sambil melolong seperti orang sakit) Ayah kau..marahkan mak, tak benarkan mak pergi jemputan rumak bekas...ADOIII.......

Putri : (Dengan rasa marah)Apa yang ayah dah buat pada mak ni?

Ibu : Mak bergaduh, ayah kau kata "kalau mak pijak anak tangga pertama, jatuh talak satu. kalau tangga kedua, jatuh talak dua. Dan kalau ketiga, jatuh talak tiga....WAAA sakit...

Putri : Apa yang mak buat?

Ibu : mak terjun tangga...WAAAAA.....

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  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 2:38 PM, by justboycuz
    wakakaka....bodoh tul mak putri....

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 2:39 PM, by LittleEye
    kui...kui..kui..

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 2:39 PM, by puRple_LovEr
    x lawak pn..

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 2:41 PM, by justboycuz
    layan tul larr lagu owl city yg aku dgr nih......lalala

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 2:42 PM, by putri
    Kasar bahasa en.JBC.

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 2:42 PM, by LittleEye
    lagu ape??

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 2:42 PM, by buuuuu.....
    bleh laa..

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 2:44 PM, by justboycuz
    maap putri....klu putri trase yg kisah putri kat ats nk wat camne...

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 2:45 PM, by justboycuz
    nak tau kerr LE... sbb LE tnya saye bgtau...

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 2:47 PM, by LittleEye
    fireflies ke?

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 2:47 PM, by bapakLU
    cn bkn tempat nk bermadu ksh asmara..jbc oi..LE,jgn lyn si jbc ni.dia ulat blu klu ko nk tau.dh rmai janda n ank muda dia rosakkn..

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 2:47 PM, by putri
    ko pun satu EP. ko pernah dengar satu Lily Allen dan Lagu Metallica???

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 2:48 PM, by justboycuz
    x larr... lagu tu dah ketinggalan zmn... saye dgr lagu two bird and the worm... fuuhhh layan gilerr...

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 2:50 PM, by puRple_LovEr
    putri kn top kat lj ne..

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 2:51 PM, by justboycuz
    sape kate..??

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 2:51 PM, by L
    ek eleh copy ng aq.. 2 pn aq gtau qaqaqa..

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 2:52 PM, by puRple_LovEr
    pl yg kata.. pl sapa pulak?

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 2:53 PM, by putri
    nop. x top pun. setaraf jer ngan kamu semua. Just gurau senda dan heppi-heppi kat cni.

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 2:53 PM, by LittleEye
    xpenah dgr r lagu 2...

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 2:53 PM, by justboycuz
    brape kerat larr yg ko ade...??? aku satu album dah aku download......

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 2:55 PM, by putri
    cuba search dua penyanyi tu, pastu tgk tajuk lagu yg sama.

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 2:55 PM, by puRple_LovEr
    LE fb ape, LE gak ker, rmai benor..

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 2:55 PM, by bapakLU
    WARGHHHHHHHHHHHH............MKN ORG...!

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 2:56 PM, by putri
    bapaklu jah jadi cannibal holocoust ke?

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 2:56 PM, by LittleEye
    pminat owl city r nie..

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 2:57 PM, by justboycuz
    klu ko nk mkn...mkn larr PL tp jgn mkn LE....

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 2:58 PM, by puRple_LovEr
    wei napa pl pulak.. kureng 2l r jbc ne

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 2:58 PM, by L
    aq bkn obses cm ko jbc huhu.. ko mkn jbc jela lgpon die bnyk dging qaqaqa....

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:00 PM, by LittleEye
    ape korg cite nie?? aku xphm r...

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:01 PM, by puRple_LovEr
    LE fb aper?

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:02 PM, by putri
    FB = sabun FAB BUKU.

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:02 PM, by L
    aik..ava sbnar ke 2?? hehe..

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:02 PM, by puRple_LovEr
    ne la pmpuan ,. sabun pulak huh!

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:04 PM, by justboycuz
    lalala....

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:04 PM, by justboycuz
    LE....LE...LE...!!!

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:04 PM, by LittleEye
    nak bagi... bagi r lu...

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:05 PM, by bapakLU
    HUHUHU...putri wak lawok....oleh krne beliau tlh wt lawak,sye gelak la skt..he..

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:06 PM, by L
    hins.... bowinkk...

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:06 PM, by bapakLU
    jbc mengigau plak dh..

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:06 PM, by putri
    cam sedey je Dato' Bapaklu gelak.

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:07 PM, by LittleEye
    hahahaha.... jhat btol aku...=.=!

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:07 PM, by justboycuz
    arrgghh.......

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:07 PM, by bapakLU
    ore,jbc kembong ker..?

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:08 PM, by puRple_LovEr
    huish..

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:08 PM, by bapakLU
    sejk ble la plak aku jd dato' plak ni...lg aku sdh...,huhuhu.......,

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:09 PM, by bapakLU
    npe avtr jbc xleh bkak..

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:09 PM, by justboycuz
    lalala...

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:09 PM, by LittleEye
    oit...jbc tue bkn gmbo aku la..

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:10 PM, by L
    ha a...qaqaqa...

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:11 PM, by justboycuz
    ye saye tau.... nape x letak gambar awk LE....

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:12 PM, by LittleEye
    wtpe nak letak... xde keje.. letak gmbr member nak bls dendam.. (mati aku) kui...kui...kui...

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:12 PM, by L
    oit jbc.. ava ko cm bdak2 le hahaha..

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:14 PM, by justboycuz
    saye tgh maen kejar2 ngan LE larr... ko jgn sibuk L...

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:15 PM, by LittleEye
    sape nak knl ngn die.. still single.. non islam.. tp leh masuk islam... leh isi borang kat saye..

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:17 PM, by justboycuz
    xnk larr... saye setia pd yg satu...huhuhu

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:17 PM, by bapakLU
    patut r cun gler... trangkat beb.. x thn...x thn... x thn....

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:17 PM, by putri
    cam ruangan carik jodah lak. tapi, kalo sesapa yg nertemu jodh dlm ruangan ini, kat mana pun korang kawin, InsyaAllah, putri pegi.

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:18 PM, by LittleEye
    cun ek... BL nak knl??

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:18 PM, by L
    emm maen ler ko smpai mmpos... cm promote dri jek...

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:19 PM, by justboycuz
    mane si L nih...ckp wa cam budak2.. nnt saye blasah awk baru tau.... hebat x saye LE..??

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:20 PM, by LittleEye
    ish...jhat2 tol aku... insaf..

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:21 PM, by bapakLU
    leh gak..leh bpk tlg pelukkn islam beliau...,

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:21 PM, by justboycuz
    aku blah dlu larr L... wa nk g ambek si prabe misteri name ape ntah....

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:21 PM, by L
    ceh....ad ati nk blsah aq.. LE pn xkbulor ng ko hahaha.

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:22 PM, by justboycuz
    dier duk kat kadok....gilo apo...??

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:22 PM, by bapakLU
    jbc ni kn cm knk2 ribena jew..knk2 riang..,xpn knk2 scott ilmution.

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:22 PM, by L
    emm nk g slalu k?? etaik eh..

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:23 PM, by L
    qaqaqaqa... mmg pon,..

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:25 PM, by L
    hout...

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:25 PM, by LittleEye
    bpk pntang nmpak dahi licin.. hurm.... LELAKI..

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:27 PM, by bapakLU
    xjgk LE,lau dahi berjerawat pn bpk ambik..jnji cun kt pp..

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:28 PM, by bapakLU
    bpk kn suke tgk pmpuan gelak.nmpak gg..tp gg kne bersih r..hrp2 LE ngn mmbr gg cun..,

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:31 PM, by LittleEye
    ske pmpuan glak ek.. ade pohon 2 dkt ngn uma LE.. pmpuan 2 ske glak terkekek2.. rmbt die pjg mengurai.. nnt LE mntakkn no die tuk bpk..

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:33 PM, by sawonila
    Salam. Saya orang baru. Rasa tergerak untuk mengikuti LJ. Sila tunjuk ajar

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:35 PM, by puRple_LovEr
    le fb awak pe r? pnt cri x jmpa..

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:36 PM, by putri
    sawo nila, bukanke itu buah ciku kalau bahasa kelate???

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:37 PM, by bapakLU
    sampainyer hati mu LE...,TP PONTI NI CANTEK KN..ejas r..

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:37 PM, by bapakLU
    tol2..bdk baru.. putri,tlg tunjuk ajr kt beliau.. putri adlh guru terbaek kt cn......,

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:38 PM, by LittleEye
    PL cari ape??bg r lu PL...

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:39 PM, by LittleEye
    nanti LE paku die.. mke die mcm angelina jolie..

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:41 PM, by puRple_LovEr
    little eye gak. muahahaha . bukn erk?

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:41 PM, by LittleEye
    adeh...bukan la cayunk...=.=!

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:42 PM, by sawonila
    ye betul. Awak pun orang kelate juga ke, Putri?

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:43 PM, by putri
    satu kapal la kita.

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:44 PM, by bapakLU
    xmoh angelina,nk cm malika sherawat..body hot 2..,

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:44 PM, by puRple_LovEr
    abeh 2 hapo?

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:45 PM, by putri
    bapaklu pun sama.

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:47 PM, by LittleEye
    xpe...nanti LE jejaki ponti mcm mke malika sherawat... hang bgtau lu r PL..

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:49 PM, by puRple_LovEr
    kn da gitau maya tdi..

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:50 PM, by LittleEye
    eh..rmai tol ore klate..

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:51 PM, by puRple_LovEr
    a'ar.. ku jauh di sbrg..

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 3:52 PM, by LittleEye
    bnyk maya syg oi...mane 1??

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 4:00 PM, by puRple_LovEr
    ilusi maya.. jgn syg2 la,. nti org kata kita hapa pulak..

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 4:03 PM, by LittleEye
    maya ilusi ke ilusi maya?

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 4:05 PM, by bapakLU
    maya karin......,

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 4:08 PM, by LittleEye
    PL ko org sberang ke??

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 4:19 PM, by puRple_LovEr
    d sbrang lautan nan biru, ada 1 ekor buaya,.

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 4:25 PM, by puRple_LovEr
    korg nk dgr x citer ne..

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 4:40 PM, by puRple_LovEr
    HAMPEH R KORG..

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 4:41 PM, by puRple_LovEr
    100.. FUIIYOOH!

  • Thu, 18 Mar 2010 at 4:45 PM, by bapakLU
    mengira aje..,

  • Mon, 19 Apr 2010 at 8:44 PM, by momoKiy
    kira2

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