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Daddy's Phone Call

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by: matlempang
Word Count: 211
Date: Thu, 16 Oct 2008 Time: 5:21 PM
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Child: “Hello?”

Daddy: “Hi honey. It’s Daddy. Is Mommy nearby?”

Child: “No Daddy. Mommy’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.”

Daddy: “Honey, you don’t have an Uncle Paul.”

Child: “Yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy.”

Brief Pause.

Daddy: “Okay, honey. I want you to put the phone down on the table and run upstairs. Knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway.”

Child: “Okay Daddy, just a minute.”

Moments later the little girl comes back to the phone.

Child: “I did it, Daddy.”

Daddy: “What happened, honey?”

Child: “Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and began running and screaming. She tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn’t moving at all!”

Daddy: “Oh my God! What about your Uncle Paul?”

Child: “He jumped out of bed with no clothes on, too. Then he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. I guess he didn’t know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he’s dead.”

***Long Pause***

Daddy: “Swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?”

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  • Thu, 16 Oct 2008 at 7:28 PM, by X-Tigy
    aku tak paham ape maksudnye

  • Thu, 16 Oct 2008 at 7:55 PM, by eyra94
    maksudnye dye da slh nmbr.dye kol nmbor rumah org lain, bkn umah dye.

  • Fri, 17 Oct 2008 at 1:12 AM, by nar
    ha3...aku bleh phm pon sbb dh byk kali bace...cuma yg ni in english je

  • Fri, 17 Oct 2008 at 10:32 AM, by suzaini
    cmne la ank leh xkenal sore ayhnye sendiri lak kan...n ayh gak xleh knl sore ank nyer sendiri...

  • Sun, 4 Jan 2009 at 6:49 PM, by buahtimun
    lorr...mati katak rupenye pompuan tuh

  • Fri, 12 Jun 2009 at 12:57 PM, by pinkkygurlzs_13
    ayh die bz sgt lar tuh... ank pon x knl dah... no umah poen cilap!

  • Sat, 29 May 2010 at 2:06 PM, by billa92
    hahaha...mmbg best gilak.... sia2 jer pompuan tu mati..bhahaha

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