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by: hujung laut
Word Count: 110
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 2009 Time: 12:18 PM
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A couple get a divorce and are in negotiations for the custody of their children. The judge asks each of them to defend their reasoning for their rights to sole custody.

The wife replies, 'the children are really mine, i carried them for nine months and spent hours in labor birthing them! He didn't really do anything!' The judge nods thoughtfully, recognizing the validity of her reasoning and asks for the husbands defense.

The husband thinks for a minute and replies, 'Your honor...if you put a dollar into a coke  vendor machine and a coke pops out. does that coke belong to you or the machine?'....

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  • Mon, 14 Dec 2009 at 12:24 PM, by NASHI
    HAHAHA NI LAWAK, PANDAI BETUL CKP MAMAT TU.

  • Mon, 14 Dec 2009 at 12:24 PM, by daniel.firdaus
    x lawak pun (sory but a nice try)

  • Mon, 14 Dec 2009 at 12:26 PM, by NASHI
    DANIEL KO NI TAK PANDAI BACE ENGLISH MMG LA TAK LAWAK

  • Mon, 14 Dec 2009 at 12:27 PM, by sYuE
    ko ni...smue lwk ckp xlawak...

  • Mon, 14 Dec 2009 at 12:30 PM, by NASHI
    TU LA PSL, CUBA KO PLAK BUAT LAWAK SKIT

  • Mon, 14 Dec 2009 at 12:35 PM, by sYuE
    aq xnah bce ag lawak ko firdaus....

  • Mon, 14 Dec 2009 at 12:36 PM, by daniel.firdaus
    hahahahahahahaha lawaknya sya bkn x nak bt lawak tapi dh ketandusan idea apa yg tercetus cume dah org amik nak ubah cikt amti org kotuk je lebih baik komen je

  • Mon, 14 Dec 2009 at 12:37 PM, by daniel.firdaus
    boleh ke samekan pompuan ngan mesin air koka kola

  • Mon, 14 Dec 2009 at 12:41 PM, by NASHI
    TAKPE. JANJI KO JGN KOMEN MCM SI GIGI BIRU TU, TU BERADAB BUDAK TU

  • Mon, 14 Dec 2009 at 12:42 PM, by sYuE
    a'ah....komen die 2 mlmpaui batas tau x....

  • Mon, 14 Dec 2009 at 12:47 PM, by poker face
    yelah komen dia btl2 dah melampau dan biadap..tak mcm aku yg sopan, beradab dan penuh dgn kelembutan srta unsur2 budaya timur..

  • Mon, 14 Dec 2009 at 12:52 PM, by sYuE
    tmbah ag poker...dan juga komen ko ade unsur2 riak...keh3..

  • Mon, 14 Dec 2009 at 1:31 PM, by kuntum
    hahaha macam2 laa

  • Mon, 14 Dec 2009 at 1:33 PM, by tembikaikucing
    pandai gila suami dia..hahaha

  • Mon, 14 Dec 2009 at 1:35 PM, by FrEeDom ProMiseR
    Haha..thats rite! L0ng live 2 money(man j0b). Agagaga

  • Mon, 14 Dec 2009 at 1:38 PM, by adeQmaNja
    aku xpehe bhse ingris ni,aku pahe kot mlayu jah..aku penah bace yg dlm melayu punyer..yg 2 lawak.. yg ni xtau lwk ke x..aku xpehe magris..he..he..

  • Mon, 14 Dec 2009 at 1:45 PM, by gagak hitam
    bolehla

  • Mon, 14 Dec 2009 at 1:51 PM, by sYuE
    ahah..yalah 2....

  • Mon, 14 Dec 2009 at 2:07 PM, by Batu The Rock
    dlm kes tu, aku sokong wife... ksian kat kaum yg lemah ni kan...

  • Mon, 14 Dec 2009 at 2:18 PM, by NASHI
    arh kaum lemah mende nye, skrg ni ramai sgt isteri curang, asyik2 laki je yg kene.go man!

  • Mon, 14 Dec 2009 at 5:24 PM, by cicak
    betul2

  • Mon, 14 Dec 2009 at 7:04 PM, by xxyy
    hahhah

  • Sun, 20 Dec 2009 at 9:47 PM, by gigi_biru
    DA ADA LA bodoh(nada perlahan) yg ni sopan x?

  • Sat, 6 Mar 2010 at 11:19 PM, by oresanjou
    both r really stupid... lwak ler jgk ckit2...

  • Mon, 10 May 2010 at 2:19 AM, by iqatenchi
    hahahaahahhahahahahahahahhaa...funyyy......such a briliant guy..i wonder wut will the judge answer...hahahahahaa

  • Sat, 29 May 2010 at 2:03 PM, by billa92
    lol....funny jokes...thumbz up..:)

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