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by: matlempang
Word Count: 325
Date: Sun, 31 May 2009 Time: 4:09 AM
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A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where
a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the
store ONLY ONCE !


There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may
choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a
floor, but you cannot go back
 down except to exit the
building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
extremely good looking.


"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-
dead good looking and help with the housework.


"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-
dead gorgeo us, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic
streak.


She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please.


Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you
exit the building, and have a nice day!

Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who
can handle the truth!
 
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  • Sun, 31 May 2009 at 6:19 PM, by king of the world
    weyh kenapa aku rasa makin lama makin tak ramai orang yang lepak kat sini???????????

  • Sun, 31 May 2009 at 6:22 PM, by EvilJokerGurl
    waduh-waduh...

  • Sun, 31 May 2009 at 6:34 PM, by king of the world
    ada pun sekor beruk yang komen!

  • Sun, 31 May 2009 at 6:38 PM, by EvilJokerGurl
    beruk tu ko la!aq tukang tilik x leh tuka jadi beruk,la beruk!!

  • Sun, 31 May 2009 at 6:38 PM, by king of the world
    aku genius.ko tuh yang beruk!

  • Sun, 31 May 2009 at 6:39 PM, by EvilJokerGurl
    ko ahli sihir bleh tuka jadi beruk la berukkkkkk!!!

  • Sun, 31 May 2009 at 6:41 PM, by king of the world
    ko tu yang beruk!!aku ahli sihir first class!!beruk punya budak!aku sihir nanti!!

  • Sun, 31 May 2009 at 6:43 PM, by king of the world
    eh asal senyap ja!takut ka??!!dasar pengecut!

  • Sun, 31 May 2009 at 6:55 PM, by EvilJokerGurl
    aduyai...x kan la aq nk takut ngan sihir ko tu...semue tu palsu!!x takut langsung!!!

  • Sun, 31 May 2009 at 7:11 PM, by king of the world
    eh2 ko nak lawan chess ngan aku?? sapa kalah dia kena ngaku dia beruk!

  • Sun, 31 May 2009 at 11:00 PM, by EvilJokerGurl
    wah name die matlempang..nk pelampang x?...:D

  • Mon, 1 Jun 2009 at 11:30 AM, by Maharaja Azroq
    mat lempang senior kiter daa...

  • Mon, 1 Jun 2009 at 2:19 PM, by azam rakus
    steady ar azroq diam2 nangka busuk...

  • Mon, 1 Jun 2009 at 3:00 PM, by EvilJokerGurl
    patik tau tu tuankuuuuuucccinnnngg.....

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