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by: Heiji
Word Count: 205
Date: Sun, 29 Nov 2009 Time: 11:34 PM
10 comments

mase aku dok men tenet jap tadik.. aku jumpe web neh..

humangaih... lawak je dianya description... nih contoh2 je aku amek...

 

1) britney spears

    - More hated in America than Osama bin Laden... and that's really, really sad.

    - Slut who first aims her music at young kids then acts like a total bitch making her fans be like her producing slutty 10 year olds around the world.

    - A mechanical pop robot; basically a puppet; a whore; a talentless pop star who thinks that showing skin increases record sales (Amy Lee is determined to help prove that false).

 

2) bra

    - a barrier known to all men, that is almost the only thing between us(males) and the holy mounds known as BOOBS, and if you didn't know that your a fuckin' moron.

 

3) braces

    - big metal torture devices that dentists use for entertainment

    - an excuse for girls to get out of giving blowjob

 

4) sex

    - What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?  (nih buat aku gelak kuar air mata)

 

 

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  • Sun, 29 Nov 2009 at 11:44 PM, by :kacakness:
    hahhaha.... bez2.... gelak2...

  • Mon, 30 Nov 2009 at 1:39 AM, by zzZZz...
    ha2(trut glk gk)

  • Mon, 30 Nov 2009 at 1:40 AM, by FrEeDom ProMiseR
    Hahahahahaha x 9000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 kali darab lagi 100000000112 k0se 4ratus 78 juta kali tambah 5 ratus kihkihkih, pa jwpn? Sape leh jawp?

  • Mon, 30 Nov 2009 at 8:59 AM, by mochx46
    Wakaka.sengal nye FP.jwpn die "satu" je

  • Mon, 30 Nov 2009 at 9:23 AM, by gigi_biru
    jwpnnya tumbuk hidung fp sampai darah

  • Mon, 30 Nov 2009 at 9:24 AM, by gigi_biru
    hahahaha... (lupa lak nak ketawa lawak heiji)

  • Mon, 30 Nov 2009 at 1:27 PM, by Heiji
    aishh.. ko gelak cam xiklas je gb.. bek ko ckp btol?? >> acu pistol kt 'adik' gb

  • Mon, 30 Nov 2009 at 4:01 PM, by SPMstudent
    hahaa..yg ke 4 tu lawak

  • Sat, 26 Dec 2009 at 11:06 PM, by justboycuz
    tak lwk....

  • Mon, 10 May 2010 at 2:21 AM, by iqatenchi
    hahahaha..moron

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