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by: warm_rode
Word Count: 197
Date: Wed, 25 Aug 2010 Time: 1:20 PM

Don't make the same mistake ... 

An Ah Lian, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a 
handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. 
She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had 
any jobs for her to do. 

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" 
"How about 50 dollars?" 

The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need 
were in the garage. 

The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her 
husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the 

The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." 
A short time later, the Lian came to the door to collect her money. 
"You're finished already?" he asked. 

"Yes," the Lian answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. 
" Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. 
"And by the way," the Lian added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Fellali loo"..

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  • Wed, 25 Aug 2010 at 9:17 PM, by Heiji
    hahaha.. aku sukak nih.. fellali loo.. ntah apa kaler la kete tuh..

  • Wed, 25 Aug 2010 at 9:29 PM, by X

  • Thu, 26 Aug 2010 at 12:09 AM, by whosmanz
    okeh ja

  • Thu, 26 Aug 2010 at 5:54 PM, by awanITAM
    hahah.. fellali jd keta jual sayor.. hahaha

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