One woman stops a taxi.- To the airport, please.After ten minutes the taxi driver, watching the woman in the mirror, says:- You are third pregnant woman that I have driven to the airport today.- Are y

  This Red Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look > > on his face. > > > > "Say,Mom," he asked, "why is my bigger brother named 'Mighty Storm'?" > > "Be

Dear Doc I am so sorry because I am unable to meet you today. This is because yesterday I make up with my girlfriend and she’s willing to be my wife again instead of my condition. Although

An animal was chased by an angry lion, the animal then hide behind a group of hippo"s then the animal told the hippo"s not to tell the lion that he is hiding behind them but hippo&qu

which drink most expensive in the world?   ANS: MARIGOLD

a Korean asked God, "when will Korea win the world cup?" and God replies, "in 100 years..." the poor korean cried because he wont live long to see the world cup landing in the kore

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, I started to feel

A boy named Ali came back from school one day. He then asked his mother who was busy with his sister. Ali: Mum, come on. We need to go out. *** The mum did nothing. Ali: Mum, come on. We need

"Flight 1234," the control tower advised, "turn right 45 degrees for noise abatement." "Roger," the pilot responded, "but we're at 35,000 feet. How much noise can

A cop pulled a man over for weaving across two lanes of traffic. He walked up to the driver's window and asked, "You drinkin'?" 'That depends," the driver said. "You buyin'?"