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11: The World Cup Questions:-) Just a Joke!!
a Korean asked God, "when will Korea win the world cup?" and God replies, "in 100 years..." the poor korean cried because he wont live long to see the world cup landing in the kore

12: Ooppsss.....
I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, I started to feel

13: Curtain..Curtain..
A boy named Ali came back from school one day. He then asked his mother who was busy with his sister. Ali: Mum, come on. We need to go out. *** The mum did nothing. Ali: Mum, come on. We need

14: Noice
"Flight 1234," the control tower advised, "turn right 45 degrees for noise abatement." "Roger," the pilot responded, "but we're at 35,000 feet. How much noise can

15: Summon
A cop pulled a man over for weaving across two lanes of traffic. He walked up to the driver's window and asked, "You drinkin'?" 'That depends," the driver said. "You buyin'?"

16: Why Football is played for 45 minutes?
This is a damn good joke. Why football is played for 45 minutes per half-time?Those who thought of this must have lots of time.Why people play football for 45 minutes, not 30 minutes or 1 hour? Eventh

17: Mathematics With No Numbers
ROMANCE MATHEMATICSSmart man + smart woman = romanceSmart man + dumb woman = affairDumb man + smart woman = marriageDumb man + dumb woman = pregnancyOFFICE ARITHMETICSmart boss + smart employee = p

18: number story...
Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10. Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again back to 1. This was what he came up with... 1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outsid

19: .:: Upgrade boyfriend 5.0 to husband 1.0 -pentium8 version.. ~~
Dear IT Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications that had operated flaw

20: Weight Loss Humor
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothi

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