Lawak jenaka . com

Welcome Guest


General Jokes Articles

21: Most Malaysians go to UK to study Law?
UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of visit?Visitor: I'm here to study law, sir. Officer: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Malaysia. Visitor: Why do you say that?Officer: Well, I've been here

22: So Fun To Be a Malaysian
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:Maggi Mee.NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:Traffic Jam.NATIONAL CONDOM:None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms. So they rush into a 7-11, hurriedly grab

23: Boss Said 2 Secretary
Boss said to Secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement.Secretary makes call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.Husband makes call to

KNOTT: "Who's calling?" was the answer to the telephone. WATT: "Watt." KNOTT: "What is your name, please?" WATT: "Watt's my name." KNOTT: "That's what I a

25: 15 Things to make your parents think you are insane
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.2. Moo when they say your name.3. Run into walls.4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a hug

26: Tounge twister
1. If you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand”. How do I understand that you un

1.   Put 400 bricks in a closed room.   2.   Put your new employees in the room and close the  door.   3.   Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.  4.  

28: Pappu and his Teacher
TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!! TEACHER : What are you talking about?PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O ! ************ ***** TEACHER : PA

29: Chinese Names
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?Caller: I'm Sam Wan (some

30: Forgetful Actor
There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again. The director says, "This is t

Page 3 of 25
[1]   [2]   [3]   [4]   [5]   [6]   [7]   [8]   [9]   [10]   [11]   [12]   [13]   [14]   [15]   [16]   [17]   [18]   [19]   [20]   [21]   [22]   [23]   [24]   [25]