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41: Moving to a new office
The orthopedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items. I sat the display skeleton in the front of my car, his bony arm across the back of

42: 9 things I hate about everyone..
*ReAd ThIs AnD I'M SuRe MosT Of U HaS ExPeRiEnCeD ThiS....KeKeKe!* 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at

43: Any idiots in the room? Please stand up..
“If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up” said the sarcastic lecturer. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. “Now then mister, why do you consider yourself

44: If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train..
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case. 2. Remove your laptop. 3. Boot it. 4. Make sure the person who won’t leave you alone can see the screen. 5. Open your email client to this messa

45: Real Science Test Answers
These are from test papers and essays submitted to science and health teachers by junior high, high school, and college students around the world. “When you breath, you inspire. When you do not bre

46: 20 things to remember during the Working Days
1. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them. 2. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos…then you probably haven’t comp

47: How to beat a speeding ticket
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange : Officer: May I see your driver’s license? Driver: I don’t have one. It was revoked when I got my 5th DWI. Officer: M

48: Fun things to do in a public Toilet
Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbour, “May I borrow a highlighter?”Say “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t put my lips on that.”Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody b

49: Animal doctors
Glenn took his dog to the veterinary clinic, and laid its limp body on the table. The doctor pulled out his stethoscope, listened to the dog's chest for a moment, then shook his head sadly. "I'm

50: A lawyer's advice to a doctor
A doctor and a lawyer met at a party. Their conversation was interrupted repeatedly by guests asking the doctor for medical advice. Finally, the exasperated doctor turned to the lawyer and said, "


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