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51: Blood test
Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.2nd Child: Why are you crying?1st Child: I came here for a blood test.2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?1st Child: Yes. For t

52: WHY NEWTON COMMITTED SUICIDE???
Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head  spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for ev

53: Man Who Like Baked Beans
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him.One day he met a girl and fell in

54: The smartest dog ever
As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: "10 lamb chops, please."Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog's mouth, and qui

55: Blind airplane pilots
Passengers on a small plane are waiting for the flight to leave.They're getting a little impatient, but the airport staff assures them the pilots will be there soon, and the flight can take off.The e

56: Asking for a raise
Dear Bo$$,A$ all of u$ have read from the new$paper$, the Malay$ia economy ha$ come out of the rece$$ion. In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately.I think you $hould be under$tanding of

57: Mistakes
If a barber makes a mistake, It's a new style...If a driver makes a mistake, It is an accident...If a doctor makes a mistake, It's an operation...If a engineer makes a mistake, It is a new venture...I

58: Telemarketer Repellant
If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located, how long it has been in business, how many peop

59: Drunk Driver
A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer. ''I can't do that, officer.'' ''Why not?'' ''Because I'm an as

60: Fun things to do at Drive Thru
1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order. 2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that you didn't ask the price for. 3. Tell th


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