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61: Kids in Grade School Nowadays Think Fast
TEACHER: Why are you late?JACK: Because of the sign.TEACHER: What signJACK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor

62: The philosophy exam
An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics.The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his ch

63: Immediate Vacancies -- Snatch Thieves
We are a local thieves gang specializing in snatching handbags in Klang Valley and Johor Bahru. We are seeking money-orientated and result-driven professionals to join our team. Successful candidates

64: Some major funny IFs
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?Why is abbreviation such a long word?Is

65: Funny Questions and Answers about Men
1.Q: What do you call a man with half a brain?A: Gifted.2.Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?A: "What Men Know About Women."3.Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?A:

66: Guess what Johan whispered
Johan, a 'young' Malaysian tourist on his first visit to London, locates the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain t

67: Two things to worry
There are only 2 thing to worry about in life - either you are healthy, or you are sick. If you are healthy you have nothing to worry about, but if you are sick you have 2 things to worry about: eithe

68: Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As heruns away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and gunsbut only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy

69: 1 women 10 men
There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men; one was a woman.They all decided that one person would have to let

70: The impact of job change
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop w

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