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71: Houdini
Traveling salesman stops at a hillbilly farmhouse to sell some wares. While he's there a fierce storm comes up, and the farmer invites him to spend the night. However, as there wasn't a spare bedroom,

72: Which parent whould take custody of their children?
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother leaped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought the children into t

73: Spiked Mohawk
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young kid walked up to the bench and sat down. He had a spiked mohawk with all different colors. The old man just stared. The young man said, "W

74: Free Almonds
A bus driver is driving with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder, and offers him a handful of almonds, which he gratefully munches up. 15 minutes lat

75: Too Smart
Johnny, in the first grade, refuses to take the test. The teacher asked, "Johnny what is your problem?" Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third g

76: Employment Test
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test

77: Gasoline Price Trouble
Three gas station owners report for their first day in prison. The prison guard asks one of them, "What are you in for?" He replies, "The government says I charged customers more for my

78: I bet I can bite my eye
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye." The bartender says, "Yeah, right! I've never seen anyone do that!" So the

79: Returned Unopened
An old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read:BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.The engraver shortened it to " RETURNED UNOPENED "

80: Scientific Discussion
A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are presented the following question: In a high school gym class, all the girls are lined up against one wall, and all the boys against the opposite wall


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