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by: InsanBiasa
Word Count: 396
Date: Mon, 15 Mar 2010 Time: 11:27 AM
70 comments

Miaow
Feed me.

Meeow
Pet me.

Mrooww
I love you.

Miioo-oo-oo
I am in love and must meet my betrothed outside beneath the hedge. Don't wait up.

Mrow
I feel like making noise.

Rrrow-mawww
Please, the time has come to tidy the litter box

Rrrow-miawww
I have remedied the cat box untidiness by shoveling the contents as far out of the box as was practical.

Miaowmiaow
Play with me

Miaowmioaw
Have you noticed the shortage of available cat toys in this room?

Mioawmioaw
Since I can find nothing better to play with, I shall see what happens when I sharpen my claws on this handy piece of furniture

Raowwwww
I think I shall now spend time licking the most private parts of my anatomy.

Mrowwwww
I am now recalling, with sorrow, that some of my private parts did not return with me from that visit to the vet.

Roww-maww-roww
I am so glad to see that you have returned home with both arms full of groceries. I will now rub myself against your legs and attempt to trip you as you walk towards the kitchen.

Gakk-ak-ak
My digestive passages seem to have formed a hairball. Wherever could this have come from? I shall leave it here upon the carpeting.

Mow
Snuggling is a good idea.

Moww
Shedding is pretty good too

Mowww!
I was enjoying snuggling and shedding in the warm clean laundry until you removed me so unkindly.

Miaow! Miaow!
I have discovered that, although one may be able to wedge his body through the gap behind the stove and into that little drawer filled with pots and pans, the reverse path is slightly more difficult to navigate.

Mraakk!
Oh, small bird! Please come over here.

SsssRoww!
I believe that I have found a woodchuck or similar animal.

Mmmrowmmm
It is certain that the best tasting fish is one you have caught yourself.

Mmmmmmm
If I sit in the sunshine for another hour or so, I think I shall be satisfied.

Mreoaw
Please ask room service to send up another can of tuna fish.

Mreeeow
Do you serve catnip with that?

Mroow
I have forced my body into a tiny space in order to look cute. How am I doing?

Miaooww! Mriaow!
Since you are using the can opener, I am certain that you understand the value of a well-fed and pampered cat. Please continue.

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  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 11:28 AM, by justboycuz
    miooooow. bodoh..

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 11:31 AM, by LittleEye
    miooooow. sengal..

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 11:33 AM, by InsanBiasa
    miauuuuuu jangan ngate lebih sekurang2nya aku rajin tulis artikel(kucing aku ckp)

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 11:35 AM, by justboycuz
    miooooow. penipu..

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 11:37 AM, by LittleEye
    mioooow. bengong.

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 11:38 AM, by justboycuz
    grrrr....

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 11:39 AM, by puRple_LovEr
    ek'eleh... x bhasa family dier kot..

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 11:40 AM, by LittleEye
    errrr....

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 11:43 AM, by puRple_LovEr
    LE ada hobi bru.. mengajuk org.. ekekekekeke..

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 11:44 AM, by bapakLU
    CATDOG TOL,

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 11:46 AM, by InsanBiasa
    lepas ni aku takyah allow comment arh

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 11:46 AM, by justboycuz
    wooff woff. mkn kucing..

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 11:48 AM, by puRple_LovEr
    lpr sgt..

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 11:52 AM, by LittleEye
    wooff wooff. gigit kucing..

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 11:53 AM, by Aku_Manusia
    alaaaaa.......

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 11:54 AM, by justboycuz
    alloo bro... baru masuk kerr..

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 11:55 AM, by LittleEye
    alloo bro... baru in kerr..

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 11:57 AM, by Aku_Manusia
    semalam wa nak masuk...tp wa ingat x meriah...tu pasal wa x masuk semalam

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 11:57 AM, by Aku_Manusia
    wtf buat hal ape jbc?...xpe,xpe..klu dia dtg kite rogol die

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 11:59 AM, by justboycuz
    ntah larr beruk tu...sial tul smlm... ko jerr lar rogol dier aku nih xnk wat dosa besar...

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:01 PM, by SePaN KoNiNG
    gary pon bunyik cam kucing ko arr IB...

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:03 PM, by justboycuz
    sepan nk tnya nih mane patrick..??

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:05 PM, by Batu The Rock
    patrick? aku ni rumah dier ker? huarhahaha

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:06 PM, by Aku_Manusia
    patrick tgh terbaring lepas main ngan sepan td

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:06 PM, by LittleEye
    sepan nk tnya nih mane encik crab..??

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:07 PM, by Aku_Manusia
    crab da kena masak stim lemon td

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:09 PM, by justboycuz
    waaaa....

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:11 PM, by LittleEye
    wooooo.... jgn mare ek jbc.. kte sesame manusia

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:12 PM, by Aku_Manusia
    LE da pandai nganjing org skrg... nnti kena kutuk jgn angin lak LE

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:13 PM, by justboycuz
    wei am jgn marah gundik wa.....

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:13 PM, by LittleEye
    lalala jbc mare ke? eleh rilek r.. aku bg aircon kt ko......

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:14 PM, by LittleEye
    jbc xmara pon... ko sje je AM..

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:14 PM, by justboycuz
    tiam kasih gundik ksygn wa...

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:16 PM, by putri
    tumpang lalu

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:17 PM, by LittleEye
    tumpang tanye

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:17 PM, by SePaN KoNiNG
    tumpang kapal selam

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:17 PM, by LittleEye
    same2...

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:20 PM, by Batu The Rock
    tumpang tido

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:21 PM, by Aku_Manusia
    betul ke LE tu gundik lu jbc? lu da main ngan die ke?tanye jeee..... putri buahhti ku syg....

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:21 PM, by LittleEye
    owh...kene main dlu baru sayang... sadis..

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:23 PM, by putri
    kena test power dulu baru boleh nak sayang??? Aparaaaa...habis la rosak umat.

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:24 PM, by Bdk saUjana
    hola...

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:24 PM, by Bdk saUjana
    mane AM?

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:25 PM, by Batu The Rock
    tumpang sayang

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:25 PM, by LittleEye
    mane boleh tumpang syg..

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:26 PM, by Bdk saUjana
    wa tnye ni...

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:28 PM, by bapakLU
    tumpang kncing le?.......

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:28 PM, by Batu The Rock
    tumpang kasih

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:28 PM, by Aku_Manusia
    hoi

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:29 PM, by Aku_Manusia
    bs..semalam ade anjing menyalak ke kat sini?

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:29 PM, by Bdk saUjana
    woi smlm lu g mne... org ad mangsa lu ilang...

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:29 PM, by Aku_Manusia
    putri semalam g mane?

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:30 PM, by Aku_Manusia
    wa ingat x meriah..tu pasal la wa x on..... semala sehari suntuk wa berzikir kat masjid

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:30 PM, by bapakLU
    hai AM.rindu aku x?

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:30 PM, by Aku_Manusia
    **semalam

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:30 PM, by Bdk saUjana
    wtf mmg wa kalo wa jpe lpas ni, wa sunat die..

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:31 PM, by Aku_Manusia
    mu lg?kawe ingat mu da mapuh keno laggr lori...nate tul bewok ni

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:31 PM, by Aku_Manusia
    tu la semalam lu main ngan mak dia apsal lu xgunting je bijik mak die buat tangkal

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:31 PM, by bapakLU
    sunat? join leh?

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:32 PM, by Bdk saUjana
    siol zikir sorg2 xajak wa..

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:32 PM, by Aku_Manusia
    mu g sano la bpkLU....nok muntoh kawe nengok mu ni..nate tul

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:32 PM, by bapakLU
    aku xmati ag.tuhan sye kat aku.mung 2 tiba2 muncul.

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:33 PM, by Bdk saUjana
    Am BL minx sunat 2..

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:33 PM, by Aku_Manusia
    abis lu sebok togok arak kat pub xkan wa nak kacau

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:33 PM, by bapakLU
    sekure2nyo aku smart byok pade mung.mung 2 aku pggil pong xdengar.

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:34 PM, by Aku_Manusia
    BL tu wa kasi potong terus pastu blender kasi anyi make

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:34 PM, by justboycuz
    mane gundik wa nie..??

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:34 PM, by bapakLU
    wei bs sjak bila ko bersekedudukan ngn am ni.mesra ajew aku tgk.

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:36 PM, by Bdk saUjana
    2 bkn wa.. smlm wa g danga ad jemputan suh wa bg ceramah.. dorang nk bayar wa.. tp wa xnk

  • Mon, 15 Mar 2010 at 12:36 PM, by bapakLU
    gundik lu ngah potong bulu...,ko gak ckp ko mkn bulu dia smalam.

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