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by: annehunik
Word Count: 344
Date: Sat, 3 Oct 2009 Time: 9:28 PM
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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish. she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis to whom women will flock."

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM- she's the richest woman in the world!!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers. continue reading......

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife

Moral of the story: Women think they're so smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this, it only goes to show that women never listen!

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  • Sat, 3 Oct 2009 at 10:02 PM, by justboycuz
    kejadah haram pe nih....

  • Sun, 4 Oct 2009 at 1:05 AM, by ct
    i've read this joke. long time ago. sori soooooo basi

  • Sun, 4 Oct 2009 at 2:58 AM, by FrEeDom ProMiseR
    Me 2.. I was read this n0t-fresh-j0ke a l0ng time ag0.. Myb n0w, it full 0f germs,bacterias,algaes n myb it now als0 kn0wn s 'the rubbish'.. Ngee.. N0 heart feeling,n angry k.. Dis is h0nestly from b0ttom of my heart.. Try 2 improve n do ur own jokes wifout copying others jokes..

  • Sun, 4 Oct 2009 at 9:31 AM, by gigi_biru
    take my shit,fried n eat

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