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by: azroq
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Date: Mon, 5 Apr 2010 Time: 10:41 AM
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1. Why did you apply for this job?
I have applied for many jobs along with this one and it's just that you called me first.

2. Why do you want to work for this company?
I have to work for some company, whoever gives me a job, I don't have any specific company in mind.

3. Why should I hire you?
You have to hire some one, you may give me a try.

4. What would you do if this happened?
Well, it depends on my mindset and mood in that situation...

5. What is your biggest strength?
I dare to join any company who pays me well, without thinking about the fate of company.

6. What is your biggest weakness?
Girls

7. What was your worst mistake and how did you learn from it?
Joining my earlier company and I learnt that I need to switch my job to get more money, so I am here today.

8. What accomplishments in your last position are you most proud of?
Had I accomplished any in my last position, why do I need to change my job? I could demand more and stay there.

9. Describe a challenge that you faced and how did you overcome it?
Biggest challenge is answering the question "why are you looking for a change" and I started blabbering irrelevantly to overcome that.

10. Why did you leave/ are you leaving your last job?
For the same reason why you left your previous job.

11. What do you want from this job?
No work and good hikes.

12. What are your career goals and how do you plan to achieve them?
Making more money and for that I keep switching jobs every two years.

13. What do you know about our company?
I knew you will ask me this question. So, I've gone through your website.

14. What salary are you expecting?
Well, no one will change his job for the same salary, hence, give me 20% extra than what I am getting right now. I know you will bargain on whatever I ask. So I have already hiked my current salary by 30%.

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  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 10:43 AM, by Batu The Rock
    first

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 10:43 AM, by Batu The Rock
    wei otai... long time no see?

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 10:46 AM, by justboycuz
    perrgghh.....!!

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 10:48 AM, by azroq
    ader la... bz jew memanjang, dh lamer x masuk sini...

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 10:50 AM, by KsE
    speak english please.. Hehe..

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 10:50 AM, by KsE
    speak english please.. Hehe..

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 10:54 AM, by Batu The Rock
    hehe.. pls speak english...

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 10:59 AM, by LittleEye
    gapo dio nieh.. xpahe.. tol x kecek klate nieh jbc??

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 10:59 AM, by azroq
    ooww... sorry... hehehe... enjoy reading and comments...

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 11:01 AM, by KsE
    pls understand.. Speak english

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 11:06 AM, by Batu The Rock
    LE not understand... then sit quite-quite and quite and blablablablablablabangla...

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 11:09 AM, by KsE
    kecek english r..

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 11:10 AM, by justboycuz
    klau LE yg "kecek" apo2 pun sodap ddgr....

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 11:12 AM, by LittleEye
    mane jbc nieh..? btr shut up..dun talk like that to mummy... eerrrkk..??

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 11:14 AM, by justboycuz
    ade ape lak LE..?? dah rindu sgt kerr..??

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 11:15 AM, by X
    booooooolayan.... this joke is so lame..lemau..

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 11:17 AM, by justboycuz
    mane lak LE nie..??

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 11:18 AM, by Batu The Rock
    mummy... the mummy... mummy return... mami jarom the movie... hehehe...

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 11:19 AM, by justboycuz
    gilo apo.??

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 11:19 AM, by Batu The Rock
    speak english pls...

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 11:19 AM, by LittleEye
    yeeeaahhh.. dsana,dsini..

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 11:20 AM, by KsE
    english required..

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 11:21 AM, by justboycuz
    r u crazy..??

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 11:23 AM, by Batu The Rock
    the crazy is u and me and all and to whom it may concern...

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 11:27 AM, by KsE
    i'm not insane... Those who thinks they r crazy then they r

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 11:29 AM, by X
    no..its just two of u.....

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 11:29 AM, by LittleEye
    wat r u people talking about.?? talking like crazy people..

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 11:30 AM, by KsE
    not we.. But u..

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 11:31 AM, by Batu The Rock
    i miss u like crazy... owww wooo... come on let singing together... yeah...

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 11:34 AM, by KsE
    LE let's enjoy the crazy show

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 11:35 AM, by X
    is there anyone crazy here..then here my gun n i will kill u ntill u die hahaha.. ----------------,--^----------,--------,-----,-------^--, | | ||||||||| `--------' | O | `+---------------------------^----------| `\_,-------, _________________________| / XXXXXX /` | / / XXXXXX / `\ / / XXXXXX /\______( / XXXXXX / / XXXXXX / (________( `------'

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 11:38 AM, by justboycuz
    some bullshit just post spam at here...

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 11:39 AM, by Batu The Rock
    kill kill kill die die die waaarrgghhh...

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 11:39 AM, by justboycuz
    in here...

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 11:40 AM, by LittleEye
    u all sick people..

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 11:42 AM, by X
    haha sum1 is getting angry with me..u know what??angry utk org LOSERRRR je kakakaka...

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 11:43 AM, by Batu The Rock
    sick people goin to hospital not goin to work... then u can get mc for today and not 2 days...

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 11:43 AM, by KsE
    we must kill those who r sick

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 11:44 AM, by X
    r u jles..???yeah i know u r not so creative like me right..kakaka..

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 11:44 AM, by X
    yeah..sum1 like jbc...who is always cmplaining on me hahaha..

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 11:45 AM, by X
    ah..trblit ldah wa speakin2 nih..

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 11:47 AM, by Batu The Rock
    also kill the jles people and always complaining on x... who is x? x is sitting between w and y...

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 11:50 AM, by X
    hahaha...thats funny lol...

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 11:51 AM, by KsE
    yea.. Kick their ***

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 11:53 AM, by LittleEye
    X is Xmen punye cousin between mom X side punye grandma jiran,jiran son punye father,father jiran son punye sister..sister jiran father son punye...bla..bla..bla...

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 11:56 AM, by gigi_biru
    wei azroq!!!

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 11:56 AM, by gigi_biru
    wadda hell is cooking?

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 11:57 AM, by KsE
    no.. X means N0T.. (simple)

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 12:00 PM, by Batu The Rock
    lets make our son my little eye... i'll be the father and u is the mother... owww yeaahhhaaaa...

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 12:05 PM, by Batu The Rock
    X means tiruan opps... the copy one

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 12:05 PM, by LittleEye
    son ngok hang..

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 12:06 PM, by gigi_biru
    kawin dulu la baru boleh buat anak..bodoh pya BTR

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 12:11 PM, by Batu The Rock
    im just proposed to LE, Pak GB... huhuhu...

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 12:11 PM, by justboycuz
    a ah.... brfikiran sempit tul larr btr nie...(marah nie)

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 12:12 PM, by KsE
    di0rang x kawen tr0s buat..

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 12:23 PM, by Batu The Rock
    speak english laa... if u not understand, plsm sit undertable... not money undertable... haram

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 12:49 PM, by X
    buat anak patung ler 2...

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 12:50 PM, by LittleEye
    baby doll...

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 12:53 PM, by Batu The Rock
    pussycat doll...

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 1:03 PM, by justboycuz
    barbie doll..

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 1:25 PM, by X
    no2..its babi doll haha..

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 1:37 PM, by bapakLU
    its nothing else can say...

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 3:25 PM, by tApAk slEmE
    nothing else matter...

  • Mon, 5 Apr 2010 at 4:01 PM, by SePaN KoNiNG
    so close no matter how far...

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