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by: LittleEye
Word Count: 234
Date: Fri, 22 Oct 2010 Time: 11:16 AM
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Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC
> No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor
> He is designed to remain Silent indoor...
>
> "Husband is one who is the head of the family,
> but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes."
>
> A man in Hell asked Devil:
> Can I make a call to my Wife?
> After making call he asked how much to pay.
> Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
>
> Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
> It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
> Wife: No darling, it means - With Idiot For Ever
>
> Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
> So I'd be in your hands all day.
> Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
> So I could have a new one every day.
>
> Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.
> Wife: When must I give them to him?
> Doctor: They are for you
>
> Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..
> Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.
>
> Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
> Husband: A lovely Push

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  • Fri, 22 Oct 2010 at 11:58 AM, by Melly
    hahaahahahahahaaa. lawak2....

  • Fri, 22 Oct 2010 at 12:35 PM, by Heiji
    > "Husband is one who is the head of the family, > but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes." dangg.. this is the very nice 1..

  • Fri, 22 Oct 2010 at 12:59 PM, by Melly
    hahaha.. thats right..

  • Fri, 22 Oct 2010 at 3:44 PM, by puRple_LovEr
    wth with dis!! kui3x..

  • Fri, 22 Oct 2010 at 3:47 PM, by LittleEye
    tapir ko.

  • Fri, 22 Oct 2010 at 3:49 PM, by puRple_LovEr
    pnjg la.. malas nk baca.. kalo mlyu fhm jugak aq..

  • Fri, 22 Oct 2010 at 3:51 PM, by LittleEye
    g google translate.. malu2 beruk la ko kan..citt..

  • Fri, 22 Oct 2010 at 3:55 PM, by puRple_LovEr
    hahahakk klako2.. (stlh wat google translate)

  • Fri, 22 Oct 2010 at 3:55 PM, by puRple_LovEr
    hahahakk klako2.. (stlh wat google translate)

  • Fri, 22 Oct 2010 at 3:58 PM, by LittleEye
    eleh..dun post double.. hahaha..

  • Fri, 22 Oct 2010 at 4:04 PM, by puRple_LovEr
    tenet prob la sengal.. shooo...

  • Fri, 22 Oct 2010 at 4:06 PM, by Melly
    hahahha..

  • Fri, 22 Oct 2010 at 11:07 PM, by pinch
    cant i help u

  • Fri, 22 Oct 2010 at 11:44 PM, by Dark Angle
    > Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills. > Wife: When must I give them to him? > Doctor: They are for you paling mendalam mksd dier(klau yg phm)

  • Sat, 23 Oct 2010 at 9:40 AM, by lawakjenaka
    bodoh littleeye.ko bangsa ape?xmenghargai bahasa sendiri.yg ko post artikel bahasa asing ni nape?

  • Sat, 23 Oct 2010 at 9:48 AM, by puRple_LovEr
    ini lah hidup. dari x tw apa2.. kita bljar, merangkak, kemudian berdiri.. pastu, satu2 kita bljar, jatuh bangun, pas tu kita blajar mngenal huruf, membaca, menulis.. dan hidup ini lebih bermkna dgn mncri ilmu yg lg bnyk, so.. lawakjenaka.. apalah slhnya ko bljar inggris lak kn..ke otak ko bengap nk mampus smpi x bleh fhm2.. lu pk la sndiri..

  • Sat, 23 Oct 2010 at 9:49 AM, by puRple_LovEr
    x pasal2 pepagi ag aq dah bg ceramah.. sekian.. maaf terkasar bahasa, bhasa ko pun leh tahan aq tgok..

  • Sat, 23 Oct 2010 at 12:17 PM, by lawakjenaka
    woi purple lover kepala hotak abah ko la bengap nak mampus.ingat aku xpham ke bahasa inggeris.tpi aku bukan mcm ko mengagungkan sangat bahasa org asing.sial gile ko.dh malu dng bahasa sendiri.setan ko...

  • Sun, 24 Oct 2010 at 6:03 PM, by Melly
    hahahahahahahaaa..

  • Sun, 24 Oct 2010 at 7:18 PM, by Dark Angle
    melly,suma komen ko kat atas 2 glak jer.... aku pn nk gaks r.... hahahahahaaaa

  • Mon, 25 Oct 2010 at 10:13 AM, by puRple_LovEr
    suka2 wat kesimpulan sndiri.. otak ko dah beku ker? sah bengap.. eh2x.. mesti lawakjenaka ne gagal subjek bi ne.. cian die..

  • Mon, 25 Oct 2010 at 11:06 AM, by puRple_LovEr
    wah siap dpt email x bertauliah.. ntah sape punya keje agknye.. xde budget ker oi.. men bapak.. mcm budak hingusan tul..

  • Mon, 25 Oct 2010 at 5:14 PM, by Melly
    hahaahhaha, aq gelakkn komen heiji ngn ko, lau ko rse komen ko lwk, dprsilkn whi encik busuk kaki lime ketawe.. kekeke

  • Mon, 25 Oct 2010 at 9:12 PM, by Heiji
    aik melly.. cam ayat mengguda aku ja.. hahhaa.. komen aku mana ada lawak pn..

  • Mon, 25 Oct 2010 at 11:25 PM, by Dark Angle
    encik busuk kaki lime ketawe??????

  • Tue, 26 Oct 2010 at 9:22 AM, by LittleEye
    pl asal ko lyn budak lj nie.. die de masalah otak,ko tgok pade bhase ckup la..mcm nie la aku malu dgn org sndr,masalah xde adab,kurg ajar..xyah lyn, n lg 1,wei lawak jenaka,ko xpyh la nk msg mlalui akaun lj aku kutuk2 lucah mcm ko bt kat pl,org rude mcm ko nie better dok dlm tong sampah..hah.ape yg ko ckp tuh skit kuman pn aku xtrguris,sbb aku tau ko nie dilahirkn myB cacat otak.

  • Tue, 26 Oct 2010 at 10:12 AM, by puRple_LovEr
    ceh, aq x suka sebut name lj, rosakkan nama laman ne jer.. biarlah die LE, die suka hidup die penuh ngn caci maki.. mgkin die dah puas kene maki dri kecik so nak org rase same yg die rase.. kita sptutnya kesiankan die.. so sad.

  • Tue, 26 Oct 2010 at 10:20 AM, by LittleEye
    dah la pl..die anta kotor2 ke? ish..biar la die...anggap jela die de masalah mental,smmgnye die mmg ade...

  • Tue, 26 Oct 2010 at 10:24 AM, by puRple_LovEr
    haha.. mcm ko ckp, skit kuman pun aq x terguris.

  • Tue, 26 Oct 2010 at 11:47 AM, by Dark Angle
    rileks2..nie room lawak utk cri lwak,hiburkn hati... bkn maki2

  • Tue, 26 Oct 2010 at 6:46 PM, by lawakjenaka
    eleh littleeye ko tu yg sakit otak.aku tau la ko memang jenis sosial yg suke benda2 lucah kan.malu2 plak nak ngaku.nak tunjuk baik konon...

  • Tue, 26 Oct 2010 at 6:49 PM, by lawakjenaka
    hahahahaha littleeye dh remove contact takut la tu mesti ko terasa gile kn hahahaha

  • Wed, 27 Oct 2010 at 12:49 AM, by oresanjou
    ORE SANJOU(im back).. hemmmmm mende bising2 cam njing mnyaalak nih hah..wei bngang LJ ko xnmpak k ade 2 slot tok B.I n BM?..ske ati die la nk post b.i pon..org len pn xbsing cam ko..mmekak jerk..

  • Wed, 27 Oct 2010 at 3:35 PM, by Melly
    x de mse nk menggude kamo... jatuh standard! hahaha psl bbudak busuk kaki lime 2, ko le da.. bru pasan ke ko 2 busuk .. kekekek

  • Wed, 27 Oct 2010 at 3:47 PM, by lawakjenaka
    wei oresanjou mentang2 la ko keturunan anjing kurap nak nyalak lebih2 plak....

  • Wed, 27 Oct 2010 at 8:55 PM, by oresanjou
    ek eleh tiru moda wa..... boooooooooooooooooooooooo.................

  • Wed, 27 Oct 2010 at 10:13 PM, by lawakjenaka
    la oresanjou ingtkn ko kturunan anjing tadi rupenye keturunan lembu patutla bunyi cmtu hahahahahahahah

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