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by: farah permas
Word Count: 186
Date: Sat, 10 Jul 2010 Time: 9:47 AM
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It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:

* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

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  • Sat, 10 Jul 2010 at 10:26 AM, by Heiji
    i got all... lalala.. tp parah xmo nk approve aku gak..

  • Sat, 10 Jul 2010 at 10:27 AM, by farah permas
    hahahhaha..yeke.heiji..klau kau got all diz thing..bank in 1000 rgt to my acount..bole..?

  • Sat, 10 Jul 2010 at 10:48 AM, by Heiji
    ow no hal.. bukan xbiase buat.. tp kt para awek aku je la.. hahaha

  • Sat, 10 Jul 2010 at 10:59 AM, by mia ariana
    bb bg lelaki hepi 2 ak skong... hahahahaha

  • Sat, 10 Jul 2010 at 11:01 AM, by Max
    itu lah pompuan,laki nasib baik sikit

  • Sat, 10 Jul 2010 at 11:02 AM, by farah permas
    hah heiji cpt ar.

  • Sat, 10 Jul 2010 at 11:05 AM, by mia ariana
    hahhaha... rleks la max...

  • Sat, 10 Jul 2010 at 11:14 AM, by momoKiy
    btl3...kebanyakan yg msk ke dlm neraka adalah kaum hawa...apa nk jdi nie...

  • Sat, 10 Jul 2010 at 11:15 AM, by Max
    YEAH SPAIN

  • Sat, 10 Jul 2010 at 11:17 AM, by farah permas
    la..ape kait mengait nerake..think positif la..ni maybe utk suami isteri ke..ape ar..

  • Sat, 10 Jul 2010 at 12:06 PM, by Angel Swift36
    huuuhuuu

  • Sat, 10 Jul 2010 at 2:16 PM, by Heiji
    ceh farah ade ati nk soh aku masuk duit lam acc ko.. app aku pon blom.. tgk cam angel.. ngee.. :) >> senyum menggude kt angel

  • Sat, 10 Jul 2010 at 2:31 PM, by gagak hitam
    aku suke yg no 14 tu......hehehehehe....hei heiji(org gaji aku) kat sini ko rupenyer rumah aku ko dah bersihkan ke

  • Sat, 10 Jul 2010 at 3:53 PM, by farah permas
    owh heiji,,kau ni org gaji je..kau ckp mcm kaye je..ish..seb bek aku xkene tipu..haha.aku xnak la approve kau sbb kau pnye profile aku takot smpai bwk dlm mmpi..haha

  • Sat, 10 Jul 2010 at 3:54 PM, by farah permas
    gagak..kau amek heiji ni,,keje die on9 je manede die bersihkan uma kau.dah2 amek2!jgn bg gaji tgi2 sgt nty habes die labor kt awek2.

  • Sat, 10 Jul 2010 at 5:08 PM, by wtf
    DAH ade lah permas... EKB!! elok kasi buang

  • Mon, 12 Jul 2010 at 1:20 AM, by oresanjou
    boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..

  • Mon, 12 Jul 2010 at 10:51 AM, by wtf
    eh babi ni ade lagi

  • Tue, 13 Jul 2010 at 12:28 AM, by oresanjou
    boooooooooo....

  • Tue, 13 Jul 2010 at 8:35 AM, by farah permas
    aku xnak buang!

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