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by: ahmadroy
Word Count: 210
Date: Fri, 7 Mar 2008 Time: 3:51 AM

1. Losing all your friends
Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kil ls him.
Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends."

2. Brother wanted
Small boy wrote to Santa Claus,"send me a brother"....
Santa wrote back, "SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"....

3. Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks, "Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without
Information Fighting Everytime'!"
Wife replies, "No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!"

4. Importance of a period
Teacher: "Do you know the importance of a peri od?"!
Kid: "Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted,
dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away."

5. Confident vs. confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident
and confidential?"
Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over
there, is also my son, that's confidential!"

6. Anger management?
< I>Husband: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you
control your anger?"
Wife: "I clean the toilet."
Husband: "How does that help?"
Wife: "I use your toothbrush."

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