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by: jane
Word Count: 152
Date: Tue, 23 Jun 2009 Time: 10:04 PM
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A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?"
"After a considerable period of grieving," he says, "I guess I would. We all need companionship."
"If I died and you remarried," the wife asks, "would she live in this house?"
"We've spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it. I guess so."
"If I died and you remarried and she lived in this house," the wife asks, "would she sleep in our bed?"
"Well, the bed is brand-new. It's going to last a long time. I guess she would."
"If I died and you remarried and she lived in this house and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?"
"Oh, no," the husband replies. "She's left-handed." Share this lawak:

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  • Wed, 24 Jun 2009 at 10:20 AM, by poker face
    Utk jaga hati Jane, jom kita bagi komen dgn berat hati...

  • Thu, 25 Jun 2009 at 4:59 PM, by Irfan_95
    ya ya ya... ko fhm ke? aq fhm la jgak... laki tu curang, sbb tu dia kta 'she's left handed' ha3

  • Mon, 9 Nov 2009 at 10:00 PM, by AMMARQ
    ape laa

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