Cerita Lawak Untuk Orang Baligh SahajaShare this lawak:
Qestion: Why is the g69 position also called
the gsmokers position?h
Answer: Because while she is smoking the cigar,
he is cleaning the ashtray.
Question: Why is sperm donation more expensive
than blood donation?
Answer: Because itfs HANDMADE!!
An old man married a young girl. On their wedding
night, he showed five fingers to his young wife.
Young girl : gOoh.. darling! 5 times?h
Old man : gNo dear, choose which one do you
to start with?h
Man 1 : gMy wife is obsessed with cars. While
asleep, she holds my bird and saysf1st gear, 2nd
Man 2 : gMy wife is worse! She puts my bird
her and say eFull tank pleasef.h
Question : What is the closest thing that is
similar to a womanfs period?
Answer : Your salary; it comes once a month,
about 5-7 days and if it doesnft come, it means
you are in big trouble!
Question : What is the smallest hotel in the
Answer : Itfs Vagina Inn because it can only
accommodate 1 standing occupant who must leave
2 baggages outside!
2 prostitutes were in a taxi, on their way home
Bitch 1 : I smell sperm!
Bitch 2 : Sorry, I burped!Share this lawak:
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Ct 0o0 ct.. Nape lak aq yg rase gli..
Lupe nk gtau.. Ni dirt j0kes..bkn stupid jokes..salah seksyen neh
very stupid this person.....
yg baligh je ye...yg blom lg tu jgn cuba2 baca..
Ye..yg baligh..tp pastikn kawen dulu.. Then.. Halal ngan isteri.. Pegh.. Xsab0 tggu..hikhikhikhikhikhik glak sopan
mesti best ek klu bersetubuh dgn ct. nyum nyum nyum