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by: ct
Word Count: 247
Date: Sun, 13 Sep 2009 Time: 6:01 AM
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Qestion: Why is the g69 position also called 

the gsmokers position?h 

Answer: Because while she is smoking the cigar, 

he is cleaning the ashtray. 

 

 Question: Why is sperm donation more expensive 

than blood donation? 

Answer: Because itfs HANDMADE!! 

 

 An old man married a young girl. On their wedding 

night, he showed five fingers to his young wife. 

Young girl : gOoh.. darling! 5 times?h 

Old man : gNo dear, choose which one do you 

prefer 

to start with?h 

 

 Man 1 : gMy wife is obsessed with cars. While 

asleep, she holds my bird and saysf1st gear, 2nd 

gearh 

Man 2 : gMy wife is worse! She puts my bird 

inside 

her and say eFull tank pleasef.h 

 

 Question : What is the closest thing that is 

similar to a womanfs period? 

Answer : Your salary; it comes once a month, 

lasts 

about 5-7 days and if it doesnft come, it means 

you are in big trouble! 

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Question : What is the smallest hotel in the 

world? 

Answer : Itfs Vagina Inn because it can only 

accommodate 1 standing occupant who must leave 

his 

2 baggages outside! 

 

2 prostitutes were in a taxi, on their way home 

after gworkh. 

Bitch 1 : I smell sperm! 

Bitch 2 : Sorry, I burped!

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  • Sun, 13 Sep 2009 at 9:26 AM, by FrEeDom ProMiseR
    Ct 0o0 ct.. Nape lak aq yg rase gli..

  • Sun, 13 Sep 2009 at 11:46 AM, by FrEeDom ProMiseR
    Lupe nk gtau.. Ni dirt j0kes..bkn stupid jokes..salah seksyen neh

  • Sun, 13 Sep 2009 at 11:55 AM, by justboycuz
    very stupid this person.....

  • Sun, 13 Sep 2009 at 3:51 PM, by bawang
    yg baligh je ye...yg blom lg tu jgn cuba2 baca..

  • Sun, 13 Sep 2009 at 5:11 PM, by FrEeDom ProMiseR
    Ye..yg baligh..tp pastikn kawen dulu.. Then.. Halal ngan isteri.. Pegh.. Xsab0 tggu..hikhikhikhikhikhik glak sopan

  • Sun, 1 Nov 2009 at 5:48 PM, by gigi_biru
    mesti best ek klu bersetubuh dgn ct. nyum nyum nyum

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