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by: syafizzaq
Word Count: 172
Date: Sat, 2 Oct 2010 Time: 5:22 PM
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A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple


minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners...


' 'Go away!' said the old lady. ''I'm broke and haven't got any money!'' and she proceeded to close the door.


Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door

and pushed it wide open... ''Don't be too hasty!'' he said. ''Not until
you have at least seen my demonstration. ''

And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her

hallway carpet.

''Now, if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this

Horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat
the remainder.''

The old lady stepped back and said, ''Well let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning."

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wat i can say....old is jerk


Rating: 5.0

Comments

  • Sat, 2 Oct 2010 at 5:23 PM, by syafizzaq
    first....ahahaha leh tahan

  • Sat, 2 Oct 2010 at 6:10 PM, by farah permas
    hah amek kau karen xde...

  • Sun, 3 Oct 2010 at 11:16 AM, by ciklipas
    weh..ckp mlayu la..xphm

  • Sun, 3 Oct 2010 at 1:04 PM, by Dark Angle
    lorh... kesian kat ciklipas,nk aku trang kan ker.. hahahahahaaa

  • Sun, 3 Oct 2010 at 1:34 PM, by justboycuz
    ngok tul larr....

  • Mon, 4 Oct 2010 at 4:15 PM, by Max
    asal wat 2 kali

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