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by: justboycuz
Word Count: 234
Date: Sat, 26 Dec 2009 Time: 11:34 PM

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see's a car puttering along at 22 MPH.

He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.

Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies, two in the front seat and three in the back, wide eyed and white as ghosts.

The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"

"Ma'am," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."

"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly twenty-two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly.

The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit.

A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.

"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time," the officer asks.

"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Route 142."

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  • Sat, 26 Dec 2009 at 11:36 PM, by trekz
    bodoh!!!perli aku nmpak!

  • Sat, 26 Dec 2009 at 11:37 PM, by justboycuz
    jgn mare....gurau pun xbleh..

  • Sat, 26 Dec 2009 at 11:40 PM, by trekz
    xda maaf bagimu kecuali ko hidu kaki biawak ni cpt(sumpat biawak dlm mulut jusoboycudis_)

  • Sat, 26 Dec 2009 at 11:45 PM, by justboycuz
    x maap sudah....aku cri org lainn.

  • Sat, 26 Dec 2009 at 11:46 PM, by trekz
    hah cari mangsa je keja ko

  • Sat, 26 Dec 2009 at 11:53 PM, by justboycuz
    baek aku cri mgsa lain.... ko xpandai ckp org putih...nk cari org pandai dr ko..

  • Sat, 26 Dec 2009 at 11:56 PM, by trekz
    kurang asam!pala otak ko la....t ar aku blaja....

  • Sat, 26 Dec 2009 at 11:59 PM, by justboycuz
    blaja la pandai2....(bila tah nk pandai dier nie)

  • Sun, 27 Dec 2009 at 12:00 AM, by trekz
    bile aku rasa nk pandai okey.

  • Sun, 27 Dec 2009 at 1:47 AM, by xxyy
    ekeeee..aku dah pernah bc yg versi melayu punya.. pergghhhh <----tiru ayat jbc

  • Sun, 27 Dec 2009 at 8:36 AM, by idadania
    dah ado tapi versi melayu pandai ko ubah2 ea....

  • Sun, 27 Dec 2009 at 8:48 AM, by sYuE
    a'alah......ckap omputih konon juzbuaya....bley bla r.........

  • Sun, 27 Dec 2009 at 9:11 AM, by sYuE ajar ko nak...????

  • Sun, 27 Dec 2009 at 9:35 AM, by gigi_biru
    baru nak bitau da ada...da ada org bitau lak...hehehe

  • Sun, 27 Dec 2009 at 10:31 AM, by justboycuz
    nk wat camne klu dah ade.....kan2...

  • Sun, 27 Dec 2009 at 10:37 AM, by justboycuz
    tp versi org putih nmpk larr kepandaian org yg antar....bukan cam trekz tak pandai bace... pergghh...........

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